Hilarious Kids' Stories [5]

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1. My nephew is seven years old. He just started elementary school and I heard he has a girlfriend. He used to always rush to talk to me on the phone, but this time he won't talk to me at all.
My sister asked him, and he said, "What's there to talk about with a single guy?"
Good heavens, these days, people with girlfriends are really cool!!!
2. Little Ming had a handful of sour dates in his pocket. Bored in class, he started eating them.
The teacher noticed, walked up to him, held out his hand, and then... he spat the date pits into the teacher's hand.
3. I asked my son at night, "What's Mommy's sister called?"
He answered, "Auntie."
"What's Mommy's mother called?"
"Grandma."
"What's Daddy's father called?"
"Grandpa."
"What's Daddy's son called?"
My son was dumbfounded... After thinking for a long time, he asked me, "Do you have a son?"
4. My son is in first grade. His aunt came to visit and teased him: "You're in elementary school now, do you have a girlfriend yet?"
Son: "Not yet."
Aunt: "Why not?"
Son: We'll be reassigned to different classes in fourth grade, so finding a suitable job now is uncertain...
5. My son came home from school wanting to recite an ancient poem for me. Seeing how excited he was, I let him recite one. He recited it quite well: "Under the pine tree, I asked the boy, 'Where has your master gone?' He replied, 'He went to gather herbs.' 'He died in this mountain, where the clouds are deep and I know not where.
' Me..."

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