Who took my aphrodisiac?

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What is the most painful thing in the world? A bank clerk told me: counting money that isn't yours every day. A blind man told me: regretting not spying on Ru Hua taking a bath. A child told me: having his lollipop snatched away by Er Mao, who's a year older than him, just as he was putting it in his mouth. My wife told me: regretting not trying the product before buying it.
Yes, I'm a therapist. Listening to others' pain and comforting their hearts makes me feel great; I can almost see myself smiling on the cross. But as the saying goes, good moods don't come every day. Not long ago, my wife hinted that she hadn't had sex in a long time. I pretended to be confused and rejected her. Since that day, she's been sleeping in the same room with her favorite Persian cat and our son. By the way, my son is only four years old.
As a doctor, I'm always very attentive to my health. Yesterday, I went to the hospital for a checkup, and the doctor said I was perfectly healthy. When I told him I had absolutely no interest in that kind of thing, the nurse next to me blushed, lowered her head, and muttered, "You old pervert, you're not being proper." The doctor smiled and said, "I've been there too. I'll write you a prescription; go get some medicine, and you'll be fine." Picking up the prescription, I saw the words "Viagra" on it and asked, "What's that?" "Oh, that's what's commonly known as Viagra. It works quite well." The doctor waved his hand, indicating I could leave.
You see, being a good man isn't just about career success; it's also about earning your children's respect, your wife's love, and a happy family. Now, because of my own indiscretions, a rift has formed between my wife and me. As a good man, I naturally want to salvage the relationship, and not just for her sake.
When I got home, I saw the little grass in the corner of the yard struggling to breathe in the spring air. I called my wife and learned that she had gone to pick up our son and would be back in half an hour. Hearing her cold voice on the phone, I felt inexplicably agitated. I took off my bath clothes, took out my pills, poured a glass of water and swallowed them. I quickly went to the bathroom to run the water, preparing to wash myself clean and give my wife an explanation.
"Honey, come quick! Dad, come quick!" Just as I was whistling and putting on my underwear, I heard my wife and son's horrified voices, along with the pitiful cries of our Persian cat. Oh no! I remembered I hadn't put away the medicine I'd left behind; the cat probably ate it and had an adverse reaction. I rushed outside in a panic, and what I saw stunned me: a mouse with red eyes was desperately chasing my poor Persian cat.

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