Have you ever seen toothpaste in a hotel?

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Have you ever seen toothpaste in a hotel

? Yesterday! A girl consulted me, saying her boyfriend's penis was too small! Only the size of a tube of toothpaste. I was furious and told her, "Don't be naive! The size of a tube of toothpaste is already quite large!"
She weakly replied, "Have you ever seen toothpaste in a hotel?" I

felt much more at ease after seeing the doctor .

Me: "Doctor, my wife keeps talking nonsense during sex, is this normal?"
Doctor: "Hello, this is normal! When a woman orgasms, she's in a state of semi-consciousness!
Talking nonsense is an expression of her excitement and can even enhance your relationship!"
Me: "Oh! I thought there was something wrong with my wife constantly calling out the neighbor's name! Thank you, doctor."

Pick out some clothes for your girlfriend .

I'm a single guy. Yesterday was Qixi Festival (Chinese Valentine's Day), and I was at home surfing the internet when my buddy sent me a website link. I opened it and saw it was Taobao selling gloves. I was puzzled and asked him why he sent me this. He said: "Isn't today Qixi Festival? Pick out some clothes for your girlfriend!"

Goddess, you're overthinking it.

I took the goddess out for a drive, and we ended up in a deserted place. The goddess said, "I...I need to pee." I replied, "There's no toilet here." The goddess said,
"Think of something, quick!"
I suggested, "How about this? I'll stop the car, and you can pee in the back. I won't get out; there's no one else here."
*Slap!* My face.
The goddess said, "You pervert! Don't think I don't read jokes. You're trying to peek using the rearview camera, aren't you?"
I replied, "I have a beat-up electric tricycle; it doesn't even have a reverse gear, where would I get a rearview camera?"

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