These kids are absolutely hilarious!

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1. My phone is missing, and I've been looking for it for a long time without success. My son asked curiously, "What are you looking for, Mom?"
I told him I was looking for my phone.
Then I heard this little guy calmly say, "On the way back, I saw it fall on the road..."
2. When filling out a family member information form in elementary school, my mom was listed as a self-employed bedding seller.
So, I stupidly wrote "bedding" in the occupation section...
3. I saw a really cute little girl, about five or six years old, in the neighborhood, so I squatted down in front of her and made funny faces to amuse her. But after a while, she just stared at me blankly. Feeling it wasn't interesting, I got up and left.
I hadn't gone far when I heard the little girl say with a sigh of relief, "That crazy person, scared me to death!"
4. I came home late today, and a mosquito flew into the house. I tried to catch it for ages but couldn't.
Before bed, I urged my daughter to take a bath, but she dawdled and muttered, "Mom, I don't want to bathe. The mosquitoes want to bite me, do I have to wash them clean too?!"
5. Xiao Wang's wife passed away a few years ago, leaving him to raise his son alone. Recently, he noticed his first-grader son was precocious, constantly staring at women on the street.
"Dad, that auntie has a pretty face, her skin is white, like ice cream."
"Wow, that auntie's legs are so long and straight, she'd look even better in black stockings."
Xiao Wang angrily smacked his son on the back of the head: "How old are you, and you know so much!"
His son gave him a disdainful look: "What do you know? I'm holding a search for a stepmother."

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