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They'd be so embarrassed they'd burst out laughing; what would their feelings be? 

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1. This morning, I was on the bus. It was quiet until the driver suddenly yelled in a pitiful voice, "Aren't you cold? Can't you call the bus hotline when you have time and get this lousy bus replaced? I can't stand it anymore, I'm freezing to death!!!"
2. An old lady was having her first surgery. Lying on the operating table, she saw the operating light was on and said to the nurse, "Girl, I'm not cold, please turn off the bathroom heater, it's a waste of electricity!"
3. I overslept this morning, so I just threw on a t-shirt and pants and left.
On the bus, a girl next to me whispered, "Your pants are on backwards."
I calmly looked out the window. A few minutes later, she reminded me again, "Your pants are on backwards!"
I nodded slightly, still calm. What could I do?! Was I supposed to take them off and put them back on on the bus?!
4. A friend bought wireless Bluetooth headphones online and wrote in his review: "I used them as soon as I received them. I was making calls while shopping, and the headphones are really good, the signal is super strong." I walked three blocks while listening to the phone call before realizing my phone had been stolen.
5. This is what happened when I tried to hail a taxi in Beijing today: Passenger: "This is infuriating! I've been waiting for over two hours and haven't seen a single taxi."

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