Christmas jokes

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1. Every industry has its own patron saint: carpenters worship Lu Ban; tofu shops worship Liu An; the silk industry worships Leizu.
The patron saint of courier companies should be Santa Claus.
Every December 24th, courier company owners lead all their employees to worship their patron saint under the Christmas tree, commemorating this legendary figure in the courier industry who delivers hundreds of millions of packages in one night and never allows customers to open and inspect the goods before signing for them.
Commentary: Santa Claus is awesome, delivering hundreds of millions of packages all by himself.
2. Daughter asked, "Mom! Do you think Santa Claus will bring me a present tonight?"
"Yes, he will. Santa Claus is a kind and lovely old man. He will not only bring you a present, but also bring presents to millions of children your age!" Mom said.
"Oh—then...then Santa Claus must be very rich!" the daughter exclaimed.
Commentary: Actually, parents are the most generous, giving everything for their children.
3. Before Christmas, a pastor was walking down the street when he saw several curvaceous mannequins in a supermarket window, dressed in sheer nightgowns.
The pastor sighed, "If angels really looked like this, Heaven would be in chaos."

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