The "petty cleverness" of the Chinese is very interesting.

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An American, a Frenchman, and a Chinese man were walking in the vast desert.
As I was walking, I saw a bottle. After I opened the stopper, a person floated out.
The person said: I am a god, and I can grant each of you three wishes!
The American was the first to rush to say: My first wish is to have lots of money.
The deity said: That's easy, I'll grant your wish! Now tell me your second wish.
The American said: I need lots more money!
After the deity granted his wish, the American made his third wish: "Take me home."
The deity said: No problem.
So the Americans returned to America with a lot of money.
The deity then asked the Frenchman.
The Frenchman said: I want beautiful women!
The gods gave him a beautiful woman.
The Frenchman then said: I also want beautiful women!
The gods granted his wish and gave him a beautiful woman.
The Frenchman concluded by saying: "Send me back to France."
After the deity sent the Frenchman back to his country, he asked the Chinese what they wanted.
The Chinese say: "Let's start with a bottle of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor)."
The deity granted his wish and asked him what his second wish was.
The Chinese say: "Give me another bottle of Erguotou!"
The deity asked him what his third wish was.
The Chinese man said: "I really miss the French and Americans. Why don't you bring them all back?"
The Frenchman and the American were furious, but there was nothing they could do, so the three of them had no choice but to continue walking.
As I walked, I saw another bottle. After I opened the stopper, another person appeared.
The man said: "I am the younger brother of that deity, but my magical powers are not as great as his."
Therefore, I can only grant each of you two wishes.
The French and Americans discussed it and decided it would be better to let the Chinese speak first.
To avoid him bringing it back later.
So the Chinese person said: "Let's start with a bottle of Erguotou."
The gods granted his wish.
The French and Americans urged the Chinese to quickly express their second wish.
After finishing his Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor), the Chinese man calmly said to the deity: "Alright, that's all, you can go now."

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