These kids will make you laugh out loud!

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1. Today I heard a little girl singing "The Big Windmill," and it almost made me burst out laughing. She sang: "The big windmill turns so fast, so beautifully..."
2. Today at the school cafeteria, I was eating breakfast when a boy was squatting on a stool.
A teacher walked by with his son, and the boy said, "Dad, why is that boy eating while using the toilet?"
3. Son: "Dad, is everything you tell me true?"
Dad: "Of course, you have to believe Dad."
Son: "Then why did the teacher tell me to believe in myself?"
4. My daughter is six years old and starts elementary school; my husband picks her up and drops her off every day. One day, my husband, while dropping our daughter off, remarked, "Daddy works so hard, taking you to school and then buying breakfast for your mom."
Our daughter scoffed, "That's what the Big Bad Wolf is like! He's much more pitiful than you; he gets beaten up when he gets home."
5. That day, in kindergarten class, I picked out the best and worst homework assignments and showed them to everyone: "This is Xiaoya's homework; it's not only well-written but also clean and tidy. This is Yangyang's; not only is the handwriting bad, but it's also very messy. Do you all know why?"

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