3 humorous and funny stories

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1. My phone rang; it was a classmate. I answered immediately. The caller said, "Hey, old classmate, we have a construction project. I'm in charge of the bidding. It's divided into four sections, to be built simultaneously. Because of the tight schedule, we can start construction right away. There's one section left; are you interested?" I was immediately excited: "What kind of project is it? Is it easy to get payment?" The caller replied, "Easy to get payment, no upfront payment, on-site settlement." I was overjoyed: "What kind of project is it? I'll come over now to talk." I hung up and rushed to the agreed-upon location. As soon as I entered the house, I cried: "We're playing mahjong, we're one short!"
2. On the road, a traffic cop asked a female driver for her license. The woman asked what was wrong. The cop said, "You crossed the yellow line." The woman anxiously exclaimed, "What happened? Did you break it?!"
3. A friend of mine has a domineering wife, and he's always submissive at home.
One day, he couldn't take it anymore and yelled at his wife, "I never want to see you again!"
And he really didn't see her.
He didn't see her the first day.
He didn't see her the second day either.
Day three.
Day four.

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