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2010 Civil Service Examination Prediction Questions 

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1. Why are there no bears in Antarctica?
a. The bears don't have Antarctic residency permits; they've all been sent to the Arctic to sift sand.
b. What kind of bear is that?
c. If annual profits and taxes do not reach 2 million, one cannot obtain a local household registration.
d. The bear was scared away because humans had landed in Antarctica, and the bear was afraid that humans would eat its paws.
Answer: Those who chose a will be taken to work at the subdistrict office; those who chose b need to strengthen their Mandarin training and pay attention to standardized language; those who chose c will be sent to the police station to handle household registration procedures; those who chose d, can you lead the way next time you accompany your superiors to dinner?
2: Why do crocodiles shed tears when they see food?
a. Touched. These days, to have food like this is something to be thanked for—thanks to the government, thanks to the leaders…
b. They sent eight jin (4 catties), which is much more than eight liang (400 grams) of rice; of course, I'd shed tears.
c. A perfectly cooked chicken, absolutely free of H5N1, was placed in front of me.
d. The Dinosaur Village Party Secretary finally paid back the money he owed my family's restaurant 170 years after the Cretaceous period.
Answer: If you chose option A, you'll be responsible for editing the leader's speech. Option B indicates a realist who is complacent and not particularly promising. Option C suggests calmness, but a lack of courage. Option D involves debt collection at the company; you're unlikely to be able to handle it.
3: Mr. A lives in Dongcheng District. He illegally built a house in Xicheng District. In which court should the demolition office file a lawsuit?
a. Dongcheng District
b. Xicheng District
c. Regardless of which district it is, just forcibly demolish it.
Answer: c. Theoretically, the answer is a, but in practice, it's generally not done that way. If you chose b, go home and study both the theory and practice again.
4: If you are caught calling a prostitute at a hotel: What should be the first thing you say?
a. I was wrong. Please forgive me, Party and people.
b. I drank too much, and I can't remember if I did anything else.
c. Absolutely: I didn't do it! Absolutely not!
d. Show your work ID to identify yourself, without saying a word.
Answer: B. Choosing A leads to panic and ruins one's future; choosing C is stubborn resistance, which is absolutely unacceptable; choosing D is overestimating one's abilities—if you have that level of competence, why would you need to take the civil service exam?
5: Mining accidents occur frequently. What do you think is the root cause?
a. The quality of workers is still far from adequate.
b. Coal mine leaders are not as competent as small coal mine owners.
c. Too much fake news
d. Coal prices soared
Answer: a. Those who answer b usually pay attention to studying the leaders' speeches and have a very high level of political awareness; those who answer c are calm and composed in the face of adversity; those who answer d have an economic mind and can be economic experts.
6: Why did Britain stop weather forecasting during World War II?
a. Weather forecasters are required to have a doctoral degree, but no suitable candidates have been found.
b. Let Germany know your weather's nice, or they'll bomb you!
c. Every day is the same, filled with the smoke of battle (no repeated broadcasts)
d. At that time, advertising costs skyrocketed, crowding out weather forecasts.
Answer: D. Absolutely a media talent! Those who answered ABC, even if they're from a vocational school, need to go back to school. How can you be a good personal salesperson if you don't know how to seize business opportunities?
7: Why does the air feel fresh after a summer thunderstorm?
a. The psychological effects of romantic people
b. After a thunderstorm, lightning strikes the air and generates some ozone; it is this small amount of ozone that makes the air fresh.
c. Because the thunder was quite loud, it felt like the system was malfunctioning.
d. Thunderstorms and strong winds left license plates scattered all over the ground, which could be collected and sold for money, making one feel cheerful and as if the weather was sunny and pleasant.
Answer: b. Those who choose a are irresponsible and prone to sexually harassing female colleagues; those who choose c are creative and good at discovering new problems; those who choose d should be handed over to the police on the spot—you're asking for trouble by even taking the exam.
8: Why can't we drink seawater?
a. The governor hasn't even taken the first sip, who would dare to drink it?
b. There are too many bathing beaches and too few public toilets.
c. Don't you think about where all the benzene compounds go?
Answer: The person who answered A is definitely a petty bourgeois; the person who chose B is a hygienic student; and the student who chose C should go home and study geography again!
9. How would you handle an emergency at the company?
a. Announce it immediately so that colleagues can be prepared.
b. Company secrets; anyone who leaks them will be executed.
c. First, block the news; only think of a countermeasure if word gets out.
Answer: C. Calm and composed in the face of danger, with a bold approach, worthy of praise. The student who chose A is too naive and immature, unfit for such a responsibility. The student who chose B, do you think the company is a mafia? You have absolutely no legal awareness!
10: What do you think is the best way to prevent AIDS?
a. Developing volunteer AIDS prevention ambassadors among "ladies"
b. Prohibition – Factory girls engaging in part-time jobs after get off work.
c. Severely punish clients of prostitutes
d. A mob assaulted an AIDS patient who went to the hospital to demand an explanation.
Answers: If you chose A, you have lofty ideals; if you chose B, it's best to start preventing AIDS from your own perspective; if you chose C, don't be too "broad" in your approach; if you chose D, your boss should hire you as his bodyguard next time he goes out!
11: What was the most impressive thing the Shenzhou VI heroes did during their visit to Hong Kong?
a. Mickey Mouse as the driver
b. Shaking hands with Buzz Lightyear
c. Numerous celebrities participated in the performance.
d. Waving gesture sets a trend in Hong Kong fashion.
Answer: d. You could be nominated for the Hong Kong Style of the Year Award! A. Don't think you're not a rat just because you're wearing a spacesuit! B. You're full of foam, what are you so proud of? C. You're in charge of the company's annual meeting! My friend.
12: If you were an official in your company's "waste department" and a reporter asked you whether waste management reforms over the past few years had been successful, how would you answer?
a, complete failure
b, I never said I failed.
c. Don't argue about whether garbage reform is successful or not.
d, Sorry, this is a company secret.
Answer: c. Those who answer a lack a sense of the big picture and do not align with the company's interests, so they will not be considered; those who answer b or d will be given priority for the position of spokesperson in the company's public relations department.
13: What is the purpose of the earthquake craters left by the Jiangxi earthquake?
a. Develop local tourism
b. Storing food for winter
c. For the purpose of burying poultry alive to prevent avian influenza.
d. Store clean drinking water
Answer: Choosing a makes you suitable for the job of tourism bureau director; choosing b makes you suitable for the job of hotel manager; choosing c makes you suitable for the job of Minister of Health; choosing d means you're a Northeasterner, right?
14: If a company is forced to suspend operations and make adjustments due to internal employee conflicts, how should the announcement be written?
a. The company employees are rebelling; the rebellion needs to be quelled.
b. The company's network was attacked by a coordinated global hacker attack;
c. The company went on vacation as a reward for its employees;
d. Line maintenance;
Answer: d; those who answer a should be immediately removed from the examination room; those who answer b are talented at planning and hyping; those who answer c are not good at lying, but can be trained.
15: What should you say to the employees who are being laid off if your company is going to lay off employees?
a. People may lose their jobs, but their mindset shouldn't.
b. If the neighbor doesn't fight, then fight the neighbor's.
c. I'll apply again if I have the chance in the future.
d. There's nothing to miss about this company.
Answer: a. Those who answer b or d should be laid off immediately on the day of hiring; those who answer c should be given another chance later.
16: How do you think public transportation should be reformed?
a. Walking to work is encouraged; anyone with an excessive waistline will be dismissed.
b. Pay for the bus refueling yourself.
c. Toll and bridge fees are not reimbursable.
d. Subsidies for travel on yachts and helicopters
Answer: Answer a is good enough to be a weight loss center coach; answer b is good enough to be an oil company CEO; answer c is good enough to be a tollbooth manager; answer d is good enough to be sent to Hollywood for training.
How many times do the hour and minute hands form a 90-degree angle between 17:12 and 13:00?
a. Digital watch, without angle.
b. The minute hand is fast; it caught up with me twice. It's like Liu Xiang running a race—he's already run a lap, and I've only run 100 meters.
c. What the leader says goes.
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