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Three articles including "Cannot Throw" 

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1. I was watching TV with my wife last night. When we saw the female lead get a terminal illness and lie in the hospital looking haggard, and the male lead still loved and cared for her unconditionally, my wife was instantly moved to tears. Wiping away her tears, she asked me, "Honey! No matter what happens in the future, you won't abandon me, right?"
I replied, "Of course not!" Then my wife asked happily, "Why?"
I could only helplessly say, "Look at your physique! I simply can't lift you up!" ...Comment: Exactly, there's no reason to sell when the price hits its daily limit!
2. My ex-girlfriend contacted me today... Oh my god. My heart couldn't take it... I happily answered immediately!!!
And it really was her voice!!! Then she said, "Is that you?" I said yes. "What, missing me?" She chuckled! And said, "You don't have a girlfriend yet, do you?" I said, "Yeah, yeah."
Then she said, "Serves you right!" and hung up... Me
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