Hey Xiaoming, get the hell out of here! Season 6

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1. Teacher asked Xiaoming, "If a robber tried to stab me, what would you do?"
Xiaoming: "See if he hits me."
Teacher: "What if he misses?"
Xiaoming: "Give him a bottle of Gatorade."
Teacher: "Why?"
Xiaoming: "I'm not in the zone at crucial moments, I need to get back into the swing of things."
Teacher: "What if he hits me?"
Xiaoming: "Give me a piece of Extra gum."
Teacher: "What does that mean?"
Xiaoming: "I can't stop!"
Teacher: "Get as far away from me as possible!"

2. Teacher: "Xiaoming, do you know why we have geography class?"
Xiaoming: "Teacher, then why are there so few PE classes and so much homework?"
Teacher: "..."
Xiaowang: "Why is a class 45 minutes long, but the break is only 15 minutes?"
Teacher: "Please answer the question!"
Xiaoming: "Because there's no justice."
Teacher: "Go to the Pacific Ocean!!!"

3. Teacher: "If you were pursuing a Chinese girl, what would you treat her to?"
Xiaoli: "Spicy hot pot."
Teacher: "What about a Korean girl?"
Xiaowang: "Korean kimchi."
Teacher: "What about a Japanese girl?"
Xiaoming: "Mosaic."
Teacher: "Get out!"

4. Teacher: "Xiaoming, do you have any ideals for your studies?"
Xiaoming: "Yes."
Teacher: "What ideals?"
Xiaoming: "To drive a BMW...and receive welfare."
Teacher: "..."

5. Teacher: "Students, please make a sentence using 'deeply affectionate'."
Xiaoming answered quickly: "Today, 'Deeply Affectionate Network' is opening, free all day, hurry and grab a computer!"
Teacher: "Get out..."

6. Teacher: "Why were the 108 heroes ranked when they went to Liangshan? "
Xiaoming: "If they weren't ranked, would they all go together? Liangshan couldn't handle that!!"
Teacher: Get out!

7. English teacher: "Class, what do you think is the easiest English word to remember?"
Xiaoming: "wifi."
English teacher: "Get out!"

8. Teacher: "Please use a line of poetry to express the meaning of 'If you don't work hard when you're young, you'll regret it when you're old'?"
Xiaoming: "If a young woman doesn't work hard, her manhood will only bring her sorrow."
Teacher: "...Get out..."

9. It was a bit hot in the classroom, so the teacher took off his coat while lecturing. Just as the teacher was halfway off, Xiaoming in the back row suddenly shouted: "Take it off! I have plenty of money!"
The teacher was furious and yelled: "Get out."

10. In geometry class, the math teacher asked: "What is made up of lines and surfaces?"
Xiaoming: "Filling and dough? Dumplings."
Teacher: "Get out!"

11. Chinese teacher: "Tell me the meaning of the phrase 'unparalleled in the world'."
Xiaoming: "Unparalleled in the world means born without parents. Unparalleled in the world means being born without parents."
Teacher: "Get out!"

12. In a themed class meeting, the teacher: "Xiaoming, what is your dream?"
Xiaoming: "Teacher, I hope you will never make me get out again."
Teacher: "I won't do it again." Xiaoming
: "Teacher, you're so kind! I'll never spit in your cup again."
Xiaoming was carried out...

13. The bell rang, teacher: "I have one last thing to say..."
Xiaoming: "Forced melons aren't sweet."
Teacher: "Xiaoming, you stay, everyone else, class dismissed!"

14. Teacher: "No cell phones allowed in my class. If you really don't want to listen, you can sleep!"
Xiaoming: "But teacher, before I sleep, I want to play on my phone for a while..."
Teacher: "Get out!"

15. Teacher: "Xiaoming, what kind of job do you want in the future?"
Xiaoming: "High pay, easy work, close to home!"
Teacher: "What kind of job is that?"
Xiaoming: "Setting up a bowl stall at the entrance of the community, earning over ten thousand a month!"
Teacher: "Get out."

16. Teacher: "In Chinese characters, all characters with the water radical (氵) must contain water, such as 江 (river), 河 (river), 湖 (lake), 海 (sea)..."
Xiaoming: "Desert."
Teacher: "Get out!" 　　17. The teacher called on Xiaoming to answer a question in class, wanting to test his courage. 　　Xiaoming weakly said, "Teacher, I...I don't know..."
Teacher: " Ca
n't 　　you act like a man?" 　　Xiaoming seemed thoughtful... 　　Finally, Xiaoming slammed his fist on the table and roared, " I don't know!" 　　Teacher: "Get out!" 　　18. The teacher noticed that Xiaoming was always talking in class and angrily said, "Xiaoming, if you don't behave, I'll tell your father." Xiaoming 　　calmly said, "Teacher, actually I'm not satisfied with you either, but I've never told your father." 　　Teacher: "Get out!" 　　19. Teacher: "Xiaoming, what do you think about cheating on exams?" Xiaoming 　　: "It's like your wife getting pregnant with someone else's child. Technically, it's successful, but you don't advocate this kind of practice." 　　Teacher: "That makes a lot of sense, but you get out right now!" 　　20. Xiaoming: "Don't women like to be praised?" Xiao 　　Hong: "Yes." 　　Xiao Ming: "The teacher wore a short skirt to class today, and I complimented her, saying her underwear was really pretty. The teacher then told me to get out..."

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