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1. The wife said, "It's right to discipline a child who doesn't listen, but you shouldn't keep twisting his ears."
"Where do you want to twist?" the husband asked.
"Spanking is useless; it's a dead piece of flesh."
"You're so stupid, do you think your ass will listen to reason?"
2. In the morning, Xiao Hao was woken up by his mother and got up for school. The first thing he did was go to the toilet. With his eyes closed and looking unsteady on his feet, he began his first bowel movement of the day.
Xiao Hao peed all over the bathroom, so his mother said, "You can control the direction of your pee with your hand; you're a living being..."
In his half-asleep state, the son said, "No, the sparrow is dead..."
Mother……
3. A 9-year-old boy and a 4-year-old boy walked into a grocery store. The 9-year-old boy took a pack of sanitary napkins from the shelf and went to the counter to pay.
The salesperson asked, "Are you buying this for your mother, child?" "No," the boy replied.
"Then you must be buying it for your sister!" "Not really," the boy said. The salesperson was puzzled: "Not for your mother, not for your sister, so who are you buying it for?"
“I want to use it for my 4-year-old brother,” the boy said. “I saw on TV that with this thing, you can ride a bicycle and swim, but my brother can’t do either of those things.”
4. Little Ruth went to audition for a prestigious kindergarten. During the interview, the teacher took out a 10-yuan bill and asked, "What is this?" Little Ruth quickly replied, "This is the scrap paper that Grandma gave to the beggar." The teacher said, "Okay, you don't need to take the exam anymore, you've been accepted."
5. John came home with a large denomination banknote in his hand and said to his mother, "This is..."
I found it outside!
The mother didn't believe it and asked, "Was it really found somewhere?"

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