How did the fish peel off the bamboo leaves from the rice dumpling?

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1. "If you were to dismember your body, your gluttonous mouth would be celebrating the Spring Festival, your youthful face would be celebrating Youth Day, your smooth breasts would be celebrating Children's Day, your fat-filled buttocks would be celebrating Women's Day, and your strong and muscular limbs would be celebrating Labor Day."
"Hehe, what about my belly?"
"The belly has been to the Mid-Autumn Festival, and it's round and full."
2. On Children's Day, with a grateful heart, I decided to write a letter to every female teacher I have ever met on this special day. In the letter, I thanked them for taking care of me all this time, for their special thoughtfulness and care, and told them that I have always loved them!
As a result, the letter received a positive response as soon as it was sent out. The head of teaching affairs, who was over 50 years old, personally came to me and said: "I have been a teacher for more than 30 years and I have never seen a principal as shameless as you!"
3. Although I am long past the age of a child, I still love Children's Day. Every year on this day, I stand at the corner next to the school and watch them wearing their colorful new clothes, which fills me with joy.
When they pass by me, I say to them, "Kids, be smart and hand over your pocket money for today!" 4. My friend had a baby boy today, and she nicknamed him Little Zongzi (Little Rice Dumpling Leaf)!
Why did you choose such a name?

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