Surprisingly, these days young women are incredibly capable.

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1. My girlfriend was scolding me, and I couldn't take it anymore, so I said, "If you're so great, why don't you just fly to the moon?"
She sneered, "Am I stupid? I went to great lengths to beg the Empress Dowager to let me descend to the mortal realm, how can I just go back like that!"
2. I went out to eat with my silly girlfriend. After we finished eating, I grinned and said to her, "Look, is there any chive stuck to my teeth?"
She said no.
After a while, I asked her again, "Do I have any cilantro stuck in my teeth?"
She said no.
When I got home that night, I glanced in the mirror and realized, holy crap, there was a huge piece of seaweed stuck to my tooth...
3. Several women are chatting. Woman A: If your boyfriend fell into a cesspool and needed artificial respiration after being pulled out, what would you do?
Woman B: Why are you even trying to pull that stupid old man out of the latrine? Hurry up and poke him in again with a stick...
4. I was taking the bus to work this morning, and the traffic was terrible. Someone on the bus started making a phone call to ask for leave. I was just thinking about how to explain when I arrived when a young woman in front of me picked up the phone and said, "Manager, I might be late today. Someone lost their wallet on the bus, and the police came to investigate. They won't let anyone leave."
After hearing her reasons, I was instantly in awe.
5. My girlfriend sent me a message: "I'm away on a business trip. TT is in the dressing table drawer. Take it yourself when you need it."
Lying in bed that night, I remembered my girlfriend's words and, out of curiosity, opened the drawer. It was full of condoms, with a note underneath: "By the time you read this note, we've already broken up."
Honestly, I was just looking...

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