How can I make him last for an hour?

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1. At the school assembly, the Dean of Students gave his closing remarks: "In short, I hope that wherever you are, you will always remember that you are students of this school. You must never smoke while walking, wear shorts in the classroom, or discuss indecent topics in your own room."
"Also, ladies, if any lecherous boys harass you, don't pay them any attention. Ask yourselves, is it worth ruining your lifelong reputation for an hour of pleasure?" "Okay, any questions?"
Just as the entire room fell silent, a delicate voice suddenly rang out: "Excuse me... what can I do to make him last for an hour?"
2 A beautiful woman wearing a mini skirt met a hooligan on a bus.
The thug said, "Miss, let me see your thighs! I'll give you fifty yuan if I can see them."
The woman said, "How about this, when the bus reaches the next stop, I'll show you the place where I gave birth, and you can give me a hundred yuan in return?"
The thug was overjoyed.
When the bus arrived at the next stop, the woman got off with the thug. She pointed to the hospital on the side of the road and said, "Look, that's where I gave birth!"
3. A man was driving a sports car with his girlfriend. The woman excitedly said to the man, "If you drive the car at 150 km/h, I'll take off all my clothes."
Man: "What's the problem!"
As he spoke, he floored the gas pedal and drove up to 180 km/h, and sure enough, the woman took off all her clothes.
Just then, an accident occurred; the car overturned.
The man was stuck in the car and couldn't get out, so he told his girlfriend to go and get help.
Woman: "But I'm not wearing any clothes!!"
Man: "Then I'll lend you one of my shoes, you can use it to cover your private parts."
So his girlfriend grabbed his shoes and ran to the nearby area to ask for help.
When she arrived at the gas station, she gasped for breath and told the attendant, "Quick...help...my...boyfriend, he's...stuck...inside and can't get out!!"
4. A mother and daughter were taking a taxi through the city center when the daughter noticed some glamorous women standing on a street corner and asked her mother, "What are they doing?"
“They wait for their husbands to get off work so they can have dinner together,” Mom replied.
"Good heavens!" the taxi driver couldn't help but interject, "Madam, you should tell the truth. They're prostitutes, waiting for clients!"
"Do prostitutes have children?" the daughter asked her mother curiously.
"Of course," Mom replied irritably, "otherwise, who would be the taxi driver?"
5 Once upon a time, there was a simple-minded son who married a good wife. After the wedding ceremony, they entered the bridal chamber. The simple-minded son was curious and asked his wife, "Hehe, what did I call you?"
His wife was both annoyed and amused, so she retorted, "Call the King of Hell."
On their wedding night, the couple slept at opposite ends of the bed. The wife used her foot to hook her husband, who was awakened by the hook. Not knowing what was going on, he called out to his father, "Father, come and see, the King of Hell is hooking me."
His father was startled when he heard this, and loudly reported to the King of Hell: "King of Hell, my son is still young, and I am already old. If you want to take someone, then take me."
6. A cat met a cow and greeted it politely, but the cow teased the cat, saying, "You're so small and you already have whiskers!"
The cat said angrily, "Why don't you wear a bra even though your boobs are so big!"
7. There was a couple who were very much in love. One day, the wife said to her husband, "Why don't we put 10 yuan in a piggy bank after each time we make love? That way, we'll save money and it will also be a testament to how deep our love is." The husband readily agreed.
One day, the piggy bank finally filled up, so the husband smashed it open and started counting the money. Suddenly, he found three 100-yuan bills and became furious, demanding of his wife, "What's going on? I only put in 10-yuan bills each time, how come there are 100-yuan bills here?"
The wife said dismissively, "Do you think everyone is as stingy as you?"

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