The latest male-female relationship analysis from 2008 in the adult world

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1. A charming woman is like a lighter, while a woman who lacks charm is like a fire extinguisher.
2. Because they regard money as dirt, beautiful flowers are always stuck in cow dung.
3. Men want to lock the zipper on a woman's wallet, and women want to lock the zipper on a man's pants.
4. When you're away on a business trip and arrive home early, call them from downstairs first, giving them at least time to get dressed.
5. A woman's belly is made big by a man, and a man's belly is also made big by a man. The former is due to fertilization, and the latter is due to alcohol.
6. Women scream when they see a naked man, while men whistle when they see a naked woman.
7. Most men, like Tang Sanzang, will have many opportunities to get married during their journey to the West.
8. A woman's moans and nagging can make a man helpless.
9. Different division of labor: Before a man goes to work, his wife ties his tie; before he goes to bed, his mistress unbuckles his belt.
10. Being promiscuous is considered malicious dumping, while refusing to marry outside one's hometown is considered local protectionism.
11. It is far more difficult to conquer brain cells than to conquer egg cells.
12. Humans are born for love, so to learn how to be a person, you must first learn how to make love.
13. The purpose of installing mirrors in the restroom: so that people can look in the mirror while urinating.
14. The first time I heard "I love you," I wanted to cry; the second time I heard "I love you," I wanted to laugh; and the third time I heard "I love you," I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
15. No news from a woman might be good news for a man; no news from a man is definitely bad news for a woman.
16. The old lady grinding an iron pestle into a needle is an idiom story, while the young man grinding a needle into an iron pestle is an adult story.
17. Kissing is a pastime for men, but an intoxicating experience for women.
18. Husband – In his wife's eyes, he is even higher than "the sky".
19. C – A third party who intervenes in the relationship between A and B, causing one of them to have to leave.
20. Crying on a wound and rubbing salt on a wound have the same effect.
21. Life is like a play, but you can take takes while filming, but you can't take takes in life.
22. To love without hesitation is because of ignorance; to love cautiously is because of a lack of understanding; to reject love is because of profound enlightenment.
23. Marrying a rich man is the gentlest way to rob the rich and help the poor.
24. A wife will tell a man how much vegetables cost per pound, while a mistress will tell him how many stars are in the night sky.
25. Novice artists draw inspiration from pain, while advanced artists draw inspiration from happiness.
26. At the beginning of a relationship, men like to play the role of savior; at the end of a relationship, women like to play the role of victim.
27. Honeymoon – A suspended sentence before imprisonment for having a “wife”.
28. A good relationship between a man and a woman will be celebrated, while a bad one will lead to gossip.
29. A truly charming woman makes a man see her breasts at first glance, and her heart at second glance.
30. Forces act in pairs, except for the force of love.
31. A philosopher's love is a discussion topic, a writer's love is an essay topic, a mathematician's love is a calculation problem, a politician's love is a judgment problem, and an ordinary person's love is a fill-in-the-blank problem, using love to fill a boring life.
32. Women often complain that men are not considerate, while men often complain that society is unfair.
33. Loving the first person is out of spontaneity, loving the second person is out of habit, and loving the last person is out of inertia.
34. Foundation is used to cover up skin imperfections, and a smile is used to cover up emotional wounds.
35. There is no essential difference between a boy with a face full of acne and a man with a face full of age spots.
36. Good men help women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.
37. The troubles of "no woman" - wanting to run away when encountering a bad man, and being rejected when encountering a good man.
38. Generally speaking, interfering is done with good intentions, while meddling is done with ulterior motives.
39. Extramarital affair – a story in literary works, but an accident in real life.
40. Girls like men who play guitar because they create poetry; women like men who fluff cotton because they create profit.
41. The third party – the remainder in the division of love.
42. A person who understands good food will not eat well-done steak; a person who understands love will not promise forever.
43. When looking for a wife, look for a decent one; when looking for a mistress, look for a top-notch one.
44. A good lover makes you want to get married; a bad lover makes you want to become a monk.
45. Be humble when you encounter a master of romance, so that you won't feel guilty when you encounter a heartbreaker.
46. Love is the sum of all the possible combinations of men and women.
47. A fool's love is wholesale, relying solely on the brute force of "let me love you to my heart's content"; a wise person's love is retail, understanding the subtlety of "loving only a little bit".
48. The psychological process of falling in love with someone is: this person's position in your heart goes from "dispensable" to "almost there", and finally to "unique".
49. First love is most likely to become a sacrifice on the altar of youth.
50. When a woman shows weakness, she gives a man the opportunity to show off his strength.
51. Women fall in love with men who look down on them, and men fall in love with women who look up to them.
52. Men's love is bottom-up, while women's love is top-down.
53. Books are necessities in the homes of scholars, but decorations in the homes of the wealthy.
54. The promise is that there is no fixed retail price; sometimes it is worthless, and sometimes it is priceless.
55. Complete love exists not only between two hearts, but also between two legs.

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