The man was surprised to find a completely naked woman in the elevator.

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1 One day, my wife found a picture of a beautiful woman in one of my old books and questioned me about it. I calmly replied, "Oh, this is my junior high school classmate. We used to do..."
My wife punched and kicked me for half a minute, and then, lying on the ground, I weakly uttered two words: "Classmate~~~"
2. Under the shade of a tree in the hospital, a couple was embracing and kissing. A doctor saw this and went over to the man, saying, "You're so foolish. To perform CPR, you should lay her flat on the ground. Move aside and let me do it."
3. Granddaughter: Grandpa, is it true that wearing miniskirts is bad for your health?
Grandpa: That's right. Look at that lady sitting there in a miniskirt. My blood pressure goes up the moment she changes her posture.
4. My colleague Lao Liu has an electric scooter. This morning, a female colleague borrowed it to go out. She returned half an hour later. My colleague Xiao Li said, "Brother Liu, can I borrow your electric scooter to ride tomorrow? I have something to do and will be back in an hour."
The old ox grinned and said, "No way, humph!"
Xiao Li continued, "Look, this guy only lets women ride him, but not men!"
5. I heard that sperm donation in Beijing costs 800 yuan per donation. One friend said he wanted to get a gold one, so he'd only need to donate seven or eight times; another friend said he wanted to buy a better laptop, so donating ten or twenty times wouldn't be a problem; the last friend almost drove us crazy, saying he wanted to buy a Lamborghini...
6. A beautiful woman decided to spend a lot of money to lose weight. After spending over ten thousand yuan, she was very satisfied! On her way home, she bought a newspaper at a newsstand. When she got her change, she asked the owner, "Excuse me, guess how old I am?" The owner said, "23."
She was so happy: 37! Then, she went to McDonald's and asked the cashier the same question. The cashier said: I guess 21.
She was overjoyed: No, it's 37! In high spirits, she went to the 7-Eleven supermarket on the corner to buy a pack of chewing gum, and couldn't help but ask the clerk there again.
The young woman said, "Hmm, I guess 19." She proudly replied, "37, thank you!" While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her.
The old man said, "I'm 78 years old, my eyesight isn't good, I can't tell. But when I was younger, there was a way to be sure. If you let me put my hand inside your bra, I could definitely tell your age..."
7 When I first started working, I had to travel to very far places for business.
The first time I treated someone to dinner, after we had eaten and drunk our fill, I asked the waiter, "Do you have any sanitary napkins?"
The waiter's eyes widened slyly as he asked, "What?"
I repeated: "Sanitary napkins!"
The waiter, his face flushed, said, "We don't have that here. If you need it, we'll go buy it for you."
I was puzzled. The restaurant didn't have sanitary napkins. Was there some mistake? Well, I'll go buy some. After a while, the waiter brought over a pack of sanitary napkins on a shiny tray. Oh my god, what I really wanted to say was napkins. I drank too much.

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