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This little kid is so funny, sometimes he makes adults blush. 

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1. My son said the teacher taught sentence construction, so his dad asked him to make a sentence using "young."
He thought for a moment and made a sentence: "Mom lost weight, and she lost many pounds in a day."
2. That day, walking along a tree-lined path, a cute little kid saw me holding a bag of tempting candy and stared at it intently. Seeing how adorably greedy he was, I teased him: "If you call me 'sister' ten times, I'll give you candy."
As soon as I finished speaking, the little kid immediately called out: "Ten times, sister!"
3. In kindergarten, Xiao Gang was particularly greedy and always snatched food from other children. The teacher criticized him: "Have you ever seen anyone more greedy than you?"
Xiao Gang: "My dad is even more greedy than me. My mom doesn't have any milk, and I haven't had any for years, but he still secretly eats it..."
4. Once I sighed: "These days, scammers are getting more and more cunning, constantly coming up with new tricks. Sometimes it's really hard to tell whether it's a windfall or a trap!"
My son quickly chimed in: "It should be easy to tell a windfall from a trap!"
"How?" I asked.
"Pies are filled with filling, but traps aren't!" the son blurted out.
5. "Sweetie, tell Daddy, what's three plus two?"
The mother quickly held up five fingers and shook them at her son, saying, "Look what this is!"

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