5 hilarious jokes

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1. For a big task, everyone in the company worked day and night for several days, without even a holiday for May Day. The boss felt sorry for them and said, "Seeing how hard everyone is working, I'll find each of you a hot woman tonight to excite you!" Everyone was energized and threw themselves into their work. That night... a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce appeared on each of their desks...

2. A female roommate went to the cafeteria with her boyfriend. She noticed a booger next to her boyfriend's nose. She wanted to point it out but was too embarrassed to say it. After thinking for a long time, she patted her boyfriend, pointed to her nose, and said, "There's a grain of rice next to your nose." Her boyfriend smiled at her, stuck out his tongue, and decisively licked it in...

3. The bus was crowded. A man was pressed tightly against my backside, and with the swaying of the bus, he kept bumping against my butt. I was terrified and didn't dare to move at all. What if I moved and he stopped?

4. One cold morning, a girl celebrated her birthday. Suddenly, her boyfriend called and said, "Look out the window!" The girl opened the window and saw several large, steaming words written on the white snow below: Happy Birthday, I love... "Did you write that?" The girl was extremely moved. "Yes, but unfortunately, I didn't have enough pee..."

5. A cleaner was cleaning the girls' dormitory. After a busy day, he finally returned home. Seeing his wife, he happily said, "I found quite a lot under the bed today! There were cold dishes, fruit, and even something to cook!" His wife asked, puzzled, "What did you find? Why are you so happy?" Listen carefully: "There's cucumber salad, raw bananas, and eggplant to cook!"

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