The endless stream of witty and obscure jokes

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1. Your slender figure is like a dash, your full breasts like a colon, your concave belly button like a period, constantly eliciting exclamation marks from me. I so want to pass through your parentheses and leave a string of ellipses inside! ---- I can no longer look at these punctuation marks the same way! 2. Last night I passed by a massage parlor, and a masseuse was sitting at the door singing: My door is always open, welcoming you with open arms... After an embrace, there will be a tacit understanding, you will fall in love with this place... No matter how far or near, everyone is a customer, please don't be shy... 3. There are really a lot of perverted people in this world. You just need to go through their drawers and closets when they are not at home to find out. 4. My conversation with a friend at a tactile dance hall at 7 pm:
"Why are there so few women?"
"The factory hasn't closed yet."
The conversation again at 8:30 pm:
"Why are there so few young women?"
"The school hasn't closed yet." 5. I took my five-year-old son home on the bus. He was eating a lollipop.
After eating for a while, he took it out of his mouth and said, "Dad, look, it's gotten smaller."
I casually replied, "Where do you find something that gets bigger the more you eat it?"

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