Kids who are so funny they can't help but laugh

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1. Last night, my young daughter put a piece of braised pork to my mouth. Looking at her adorable eyes, I instantly felt that raising a daughter was better!
Seeing me swallow it whole, she burst into tears: "Mommy, I told you to blow on it for me! Why did you eat it?!"
2. I've had a toothache lately, and yesterday after dinner I took some medicine. My son insisted on taking a packet too. I said, "My tooth hurts, yours doesn't, why are you joining in?"
He said, "I'm afraid of catching it!"
I said, "This isn't contagious!"
He thought for a moment and said, "I'm also afraid of inheriting it!"
I was completely speechless.
3. A four-year-old girl went to her aunt's house. Her aunt was lifting her clothes to breastfeed her six-month-old brother.
The little girl watched for a long time, then pointed at her aunt's breast and said seriously, "My mom has this too, but I think she probably doesn't know how to use it.
" 4. Today, my son made me angry. Just as I raised my hand to hit him, he suddenly knelt down, clasped his hands together, and said very seriously, "Please forgive me, I'm just a five-year-old child."
Me... Where did he learn that from!
5. A couple was arguing when their three-year-old daughter came out of her room at some point and stared blankly at her parents.
The couple said in unison, "What are you looking at? Go to sleep!"

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