This is incredibly embarrassing; it all depends on how thick-skinned you are.

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1. In the old days, being able to eat dumplings was already a great treat.
An old man boarded the bus, and someone asked him, "Grandpa, what did you eat?"
He said, "We're eating dumplings!" Everyone was very envious of him.
A little while later, the old man got carsick and vomited a whole bunch of noodles.
2. The farmer couple were kidnapped shortly after getting off the train, and the kidnappers demanded 1 million yuan.
The old farmer said, "I can only afford 100 yuan."
The kidnapper shouted, "Stop pretending to be poor! I clearly heard you saying on the train... 200,000 for building a new house, 500,000 for your son's wedding, and also for travel, buying a car, and eating seafood..."
The farmer stamped his foot and said, "I'm a complete pauper, and you guys actually take my daydreams about winning the lottery seriously!"
3. I was rushing to work by bus this morning. It was super crowded, and I heard a weird woman yelling in front of me.
Weird woman: Stop pushing! You're making my skirt all wrinkled, it's so annoying.
Reply to her older sister: Oh dear, if you don't like it crowded, don't take the bus.
Woman: Who wants to take the bus? There are traffic restrictions today.
After a five-second silence, a small voice said: "Show-off, I ran into you yesterday."
4. A friend of mine drives a short-distance bus. One day, his bus was full of people and ready to set off...
He suddenly had a stomachache and needed to urinate.
But since the place was already full, we decided to find a place to eat at our destination.
But I kept wanting to fart on the way.
So whenever I felt like farting, I would honk the horn to cover it up.
He honked the horn again, and the old lady next to him said, "Young man, please don't honk the horn anymore. Every time you honk, the car smells terrible."
5. "Did you pay for your breakfast?"
"Here you go!"
"I don't remember."
"Two steamed buns and a bowl of porridge cost four yuan and fifty cents. Isn't this the one yuan and fifty cents you just gave me in change?"
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"Really!"
6. My husband was holding me in his arms at night, just as we were about to fall asleep, when he whispered something in my ear that startled me: "Life is really short."
I was shocked. No way...this...I was still wondering why he suddenly said that.
I was still thinking about how to comfort him when he said, "My feet aren't covered at all, it's so cold."

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