You're a big influencer, you won't live much longer.

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@陈果_george: In the past few days, while debunking rumors, well-known "Maoist leftists" at home and abroad, such as Sun Xiliang, Xu Kaibin, and Zhang Hongliang, have also had their accounts deleted.
Damn, being a public intellectual is great! Spread rumors about a leader of public opinion, curse a constitutional pioneer, patronize Martin Luther, and if you want to kill someone, you'll become a god or a Buddha! (@MelancholyNotHandsomeGuy)
My deskmate is a rich second-generation. He was lazy in high school. Everyone said he was hopeless. In the end, he went abroad to study; everyone said studying abroad was a waste of time, but he inherited the family company; everyone said relying on inheritance was a waste of time, but now his company is booming thanks to the board of directors; everyone said he'd eventually run into trouble, but now he's married to a beautiful woman, has many children, travels the world, is healthy, and lives a fulfilling life. Everyone is finally convinced—it's good to be rich. (@Diaosi Scoring Dragonfly Captain)
Durex has been racking up impressive ads lately! Last week's slogan was: "Grandiose isn't good enough." This week it's: "Thin, it'll cause trouble sooner or later." Just when you thought that was brilliant, there's more: "Thin isn't scary, it's when it bulges out that's scary!" Today they're releasing next week's slogan: "Reckless action will also cause trouble!"
What I hate about democracy is the illusion it creates. Democracy makes people feel that no matter how powerless or lazy they are, fate is on their side. It suddenly empowers those who know they have no ability to change the world. They call it freedom, equality, and their due rights. After voting, they go home, curl up on the sofa, eat chicken legs, and watch American TV shows. They feel they've done their best and are content. (@祺jia)
A girl went to see a doctor. "Doctor, I don't know why, but I feel nauseous and want to vomit every time I brush my teeth." The doctor looked at her and said, "Hmm, next time you brush your teeth, remember not to look in the mirror." (@SwordGodGrape)
I certainly support decriminalizing prostitution, but it's ridiculous that arresting someone for prostitution evokes a sense of tragic heroism, turning them into a paragon of virtue. I don't know if Xue Manzi's online rumors are related to his arrest, but I think they're separate matters. Prostitution isn't shameful, but it's not honorable either, and it's unrelated to his statements. The "enemy of my enemy is my friend" mentality still holds considerable sway among public intellectuals. (@二逼瓦西里)
How many people truly believe that American police can shoot and kill a homeowner without a search warrant? (@秀才不是公子)
I get nervous every time I see a handsome guy. I keep thinking about how I can get involved with him. So I picked up a brick from the ground and hit him on the head. Then I said to him, "I'm sorry I hurt you. Let me take care of you." (@The wind blew my skirt up)
@Wenyuange Daxueshi: I had afternoon tea with a female prosecutor who was seven months pregnant. She said she was going to give birth in the United States. I said, "You are a civil servant, how can you defect to the American imperialists?" She said, "The child is innocent..." Okay.
"This master has examined your palm; your ring finger and my ring seem to have a strong connection. How about we get married?" (@Get out of my bathroom)
The storyteller snapped open his fan: "The eunuch faction's tyranny has ruined the country, but what good are the Donglin Party anyway? They're scheming, evading taxes, belittling military officials, raising land rents, rampant corruption, and frequenting brothels. Their own hands are dirty, yet they dare to criticize the government?" A tea drinker asked: "Does being castrated mean you can discuss politics?" The crowd roared with laughter. Another tea drinker said: "The eunuch faction isn't clean either, is it?" The storyteller scratched his head: "I don't know, but their crotches must smell pretty pungent." (@弹弓子e)
I think Professor Xue could dedicate herself to promoting the legalization of prostitution and protecting the rights of sex workers in the future. (@RabbitChairman)
"Doctor, my wife is having surgery tomorrow. Please take good care of her. It's so hot today, this is just a small token of our appreciation. Please take it and have some tea." I said, handing her the package. "You're insulting me!" the doctor exclaimed, slamming the cap of the "buy one get one free" bottle onto my face. (via Huang Jingyun)
If my friend got arrested for soliciting prostitution, I might say something like, "Damn, so what if someone solicits prostitution? Prostitution should be legal." Why haven't I seen any of Xue Manzi's friends say anything? Kai-Fu Lee? Zuoyeben? Deng Fei? And which other idiotic friends of Xue Manzi are there? (@Director Wu)
What's the difference between Martin Luther and Xue Manzi? Martin instigated orcs and humans to fight for seats, while Xue Manzi incited idiots to fight for rights that don't belong to them. Undeniably, they do have similarities; both are considered "righteous individuals." The difference lies in their fighting power. Martin Luther was a bomber among idiots, while Xue Manzi was merely a reposting machine among idiots. (@Liu Ping)
#OnTaste# @SexyCorn: Holy crap, Xue Manzi got arrested in Anhui Beili, so he's definitely a mid-range brothel enthusiast.
Mother: "Have you got a girlfriend yet?!" Son: "Mom, if you were a college student, would you be willing to date someone like me?" Mother: "Oh." (@My friends all think I'm a marketing account)

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