Clever tricks to reveal invisible QQ friends

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1. Once, I was reading a novel online and was at an exciting part when I heard a series of knocking sounds coming from my speakers. Although I had heard countless knocking sounds from friends on QQ when they came online, this was the first time I had heard such frequent and prolonged knocking.
Out of curiosity, I opened a QQ window to see what was going on. It turned out to be a guy named Huainanfeifei who kept logging on and off.
I couldn't stand it anymore... I switched from invisible to online and sent him a message: "You pervert, why are you always logging on and off?"
The other end immediately retorted, "You're the pervert! How else would you know you're invisible?"
I ignored him and simply sent a mass message to all my friends: "To all you QQ users across the country, when you hear someone constantly knocking on your door, think of Dong Cunrui, who didn't reveal his position even when engulfed in flames... Keep your stealth up to the very end!!"
Good intentions met with no reward; instead, a barrage of insults were thrown at him: "*#%&, it was Qiu Shaoyun who was burned alive!"
Second: Take the "invisibility" feature to the extreme—it's all about going offline! I keep complaining to Tencent's staff; they could have just had the invisibility and offline functions, why waste resources on offline and online features...?
Still reading a novel, still getting to the exciting part... when a message came in: "Hello!"
It's that weirdo from Huainan again. I'm determined to ignore him!
His message continued: "Why?"
How inexplicable! What do you mean, why? I ignored him, closed the message window, and continued reading my novel.
It was another message from him: "It's okay, I'll ask for you tomorrow."
Although I was very confused, I didn't fall for his tricks and closed his message window to continue reading my novel.
His message came again: "Okay, I'm busy. You can contact Xilingxue about this issue later."
I couldn't hold back any longer. My first thought was that someone might be using my QQ number to chat with him, and that it involved the name I used elsewhere online. So I quickly sent him a message: "What? What are you talking about? I don't understand what you're saying."
In the end, I vomited blood in front of my computer, staining the entire keyboard, because I saw this message he sent: "Hehe, you little rascal, how else would you know you were invisible...?"
Thirdly, I pasted eight large characters written in my own blood next to my computer screen: "I will resolutely ignore Huainan and Feifei!"
Then I read novels online.
A message came in, it wasn't from Huainan or Feinan, looks like this guy is also some kind of donkey or some kind of skill that has made him very poor.
It's a female profile picture: "Hello!"
Saying hello to me every day is so unoriginal! I ignored her, closed the message window, and started reading a novel.
Ignoring it wouldn't work either, because it was that girl again sending a message: "I read your 'You Pervert, You Pervert,' it was very interesting. I have several topics, do you want them?"
Yes, of course! Someone said they'd publish my book if I could write 100,000 words, and I'm struggling to write anything right now. I quickly sent a message: "Beautiful lady, I love you to death! Send me your story topic!"
The message came back: "Hehe, it's Huainan Feifei, you're invisible again."
I finally understand that being a traitor is truly helpless, not because of physical desire, but because of temptation.
Fourth: I made up my mind that I would not reply to anyone's messages except for those I would talk to first.
I don't want to talk to anyone right now, so I'll read a novel online.
A message came in, it was a fox icon... To avoid being tempted by the content, I closed my eyes and randomly clicked the mouse on the screen, then secretly opened my eyes to peek, hey, I had closed the message window.
Huainan, oh Huainan, let's see what tricks you have up your sleeve.
Oh no! Feihu Qiannian is the only one on QQ who uses a fox as her profile picture. She's a senior editor, my bread and butter! I just sent her a manuscript yesterday; maybe she has some important news. I quickly clicked on her profile picture and sent her a message: "I'm here, were you looking for me?"
I'm internally wounded. This time, it's not because of Huai Nanfei, but because of Feihu Qiannian. She messaged me saying, "It's good that you're here. Huai Nanfei made a bet with me that if you're here, you have to treat me to a big meal!"
Brothers, never be greedy for small gains, it can get you killed!
Fifth: I really can't think of any other way to make me waver in my determination not to reply to messages and not reveal that I'm online.
Although my mother says I'm a bit slow-witted, after experiencing so much pain, even the slowest mind won't be fooled anymore.
The novel is indeed excellent, especially the one available online.
There was a constant knocking on the door... No need to look, it was just that perverted guy from Huainan. Ignore it!
"Why?"
"It's alright, I'll ask for you tomorrow."
"Okay, I'm busy. You can contact Xilingxue about this later."
Old-fashioned, ignore it!
A female friend messaged me: "I read your 'You Pervert, You Pervert,' it was very interesting. I have several topics, do you want them?" Another one? I closed the message window and ignored it!
A fox avatar message came through, and I sneered. It was definitely the line from Flying Fox of a Thousand Years: "Are you there?" I opened it and sure enough, it was there. I ignored it!
The world is quiet... but my heart is not. I've used up all my tricks. Is this how Huainan is supposed to end?
There's definitely a conspiracy! I kept telling myself to be vigilant... Strange, why is nothing happening... What is it?
What conspiracy?
Sigh, I'll send a message to ask: "Baboon, are you still alive?"
He's still alive: "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist and would come to ask me yourself, hehe, hiding again, huh?"

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