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During the relay race at the junior high school sports meet, the teacher repeatedly told the athletes to make sure they received the baton smoothly, smoothly, and smoothly again. So, during the race, they actually... kissed.
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The State Administration for Industry and Commerce investigated and dealt with an Olympic infringement case: a Zhejiang underwear manufacturer preemptively registered two trademarks: men's underwear called "Bird's Nest" and women's underwear called "Water Cube." What angered the Olympic Organizing Committee most was their advertising slogan: "Same place, same dream!"
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Getting married is called joining the network; bigamy is called having two numbers on one SIM card; extramarital affairs are called "transferring"; having multiple lovers is called "Mobile Dream Network"; divorce is called canceling the number; separation is called "suspending the number while keeping it"; remarriage is called "reactivating the number"; a woman remarrying is called "transferring ownership"; a man remarrying is called "replacing the SIM card." ——A New Interpretation of Marriage
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Today, my junior sister asked me to come to her house to fix her computer. I asked if she wanted me to bring a condom… and she slammed the phone down. I didn’t even have time to say the word “tool”… (@LaughingTooMuchWillGetYouPregnant)
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Monday: Me, bed, her; Tuesday: her, bed, him; Wednesday: Me, bed; Thursday: Me, bed; Friday: Me, bed, her, him; Saturday: Me, bed, her, him, fly; Sunday: Me, policeman. ——There’s only one truth! Did you understand?
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Someone posted on a forum asking: I like a bank teller girl, what’s a good way to pursue her? Reply: Go deposit money, then don’t take the passbook. She’ll call you…: Hey, your passbook! The poster smiled back: It’s your passbook!!
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I recently discovered a great way to vent and relieve stress. That is, go to the toilet, and after you’re done, make a face at the toilet and say: You eat shit! Then flush the toilet hard!
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A teacher asked a student: "Since ancient times, who hasn't defecated? Can you finish the sentence?" The student replied: "Who doesn't use toilet paper when they defecate?" The teacher was angry and made the student stand as punishment. At that moment, the teacher saw snow falling outside the window and said regretfully: "Heaven snows but doesn't rain; snow turns into rain on the ground. It's so troublesome when it turns into rain, why didn't it rain in the first place?" The student said: "Teacher, you eat food but don't eat excrement; food turns into excrement in your stomach. It's so troublesome when it turns into excrement, why didn't you eat excrement in the first place?" The teacher fainted on the spot! (Repost)
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An old scholar went to the city, unable to resist the temptation, and followed a friend to a brothel. He inquired about the price; a night cost a thousand yuan, so he fled like a rat. Returning home, he sighed to everyone he met: "It's easy to stay at home for a thousand days, but difficult to go out for one day!"
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