[A truly classic joke - Can a woman's lust be changed?]

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1. Q: Can a woman's lust be changed? A witty reply: Dongfang Bubai used to have this problem too, but he got rid of it later. 2. Why do children take their father's surname? A witty reply: Because the money dispensed from an ATM belongs to the person who inserted the card. 3. A female friend posted today: "Today I suddenly felt like doing something really manly, and I feel so good!" A witty reply: "Did you pee standing up?"
4. Question from a netizen: If you suddenly found yourself gender-swapped tomorrow morning, what would your first reaction be? Best answer from Baidu Knows: Let the brothers have some fun first! That's true brotherhood.
5. Question from a netizen: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky? Best answer from Baidu Knows: They have a Pakistan-Kazakhstan relationship.
6. Someone wished their mother a Happy Mother's Day. The mother replied, "Your happiness is my happiness." The person asked, "What if I'm not happy?" The mother paused for five seconds and said, "Then please don't spoil my holiday!"
7. "Lazybones, aren't you getting up yet? Do you think you're doing justice to your youth?" "Yes, I'm not."
8. The teacher was showing a movie in the classroom when a risqué scene suddenly appeared. The movie was very exciting, and the teacher panicked! One student rushed from the back row to jump over the podium. Then, the most united and touching scene of our century unfolded: two students immediately protected the main power supply, two protected the computer, and two held the teacher tightly, preventing him from moving an inch. One student shouted, "Quick! Look! Hurry up!" Then all the remaining students stared intently at the big screen. 9. Someone was playing WeChat's "Drift Bottle" game and found a bottle. They had 20 seconds to use it. For the first 19 seconds, they were silent. In the last second, all that was heard was: "You idiot, are you still listening?!" A million curses ran through their mind!
10. I overheard a couple talking. The man said, "Honey, I just saw a woman. She was pretty, with long legs. She looked like a flight attendant." The woman replied, "Really? I'll give you one more chance. Say it again." The man said, "Oh, right, honey, I just saw an older woman, dressed provocatively, with long legs. She looked like she was soliciting." The woman said, "Hmm, watch your words next time..."
11. Man: "I've liked you for a long time, please go out with me!" Woman: "I'm sorry, I'm already dating someone." Man: "Oh...is that so? I'm sorry for saying something I shouldn't have. I'll go now." Woman: "Wait a minute!!" Man: "!!" Woman: "Even if I didn't have a boyfriend...I don't think I would date you..." -- ...Wow, that's too harsh!!!

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