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1. Can you imagine asking your boss for sick leave, then going to a bathhouse during work hours in a good mood,
happily soaking in the hot tub, only to open your eyes and see your boss enter the tub and sit down next to you
? The awkwardness of looking at each other?
2. Since everyone in my workplace is married, one morning at the company meeting I decided to play a game with them. I asked three people to come up to the stage and each write down three idioms. While everyone was puzzled, the three colleagues had already finished. I explained that I'd heard people have a subconscious, and these three idioms represented different stages of their lives: meeting, dating, and marriage.
After my explanation, everyone looked at the stage. Their idioms were: Female colleague: "A hundred flowers bloom, I am the only one, supreme."
Female colleague: "One in a hundred, keeping pace with the times, thriving."
Finally, a male colleague: "By all means, success on the road, looking at each other from afar"...
3. In the morning company meeting, the boss praised a diligent female salesperson.
Such a salesperson with no talent, no looks, and no job is able to achieve today's performance entirely due to her relentless efforts…
Someone asked: Boss, what is a "three-no" salesperson?
Answer: I mean, a girl like this doesn't even have the most basic looks…
It's said that after lunch, that girl handed in her resignation…
4. After interviewing all the applicants, the interviewer wrote down his impressions of each person.
For the first one, he wrote: Slightly reserved but articulate.
For the second one, he wrote: Quick-witted but lacking confidence.
For the third one, who left the deepest impression, he couldn't remember what to write.
Finally, the interviewer remembered and wrote: Beautiful hairstyle.
5. A nightclub was recruiting several night shift workers, and many people applied. One common question on the application form was: Why do you want to do this job?
Several people gave rather unusual answers.
One wrote: Insomnia at night.
Another answered: So that my wife could help the children with their homework at night instead of going to play mahjong.

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