Smile, and you'll have less.

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The person who farted will definitely blush.
One day, the animals smelled a very foul odor in front of the Guan Gong Temple.
The snake said, "I'm too small to fart like that; it must be the cow."
The cow said, "I eat grass, I wouldn't fart like that."
The pig said, "The person who farted will definitely blush."
Suddenly Guan Yu rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, my blushing is natural."
Squeak~~~
The teacher asked Xiaoming a question in class, and Xiaoming stood up but didn't say a word.
Teacher: Xiaoming?
Teacher: Xiaoming?
Teacher: Xiaoming! What's wrong with you? Do you even know the answer? At least say something!
Xiaoming: Squeak~~~
repent
One day, a man came to the church.
He said to the priest, "Father, I was wrong."
The priest said, "God will forgive you as long as you admit your mistake."
The penitent said, "I stole someone's bicycle, and now I'm returning it to you."
The priest said, "No! Don't give it to me; return it to the donor."
The penitent said, "I already asked him, but he refused."
The priest said, "Then you should accept it!"
When the priest got off work, he discovered that his bicycle, which he had parked in the backyard, was missing!
steak
One day, a rare steak was walking down the street when it suddenly saw a medium-rare steak ahead of it, but ignored it.
Do you know why they didn't say hello?
because...
Because they weren't familiar with each other.
Real pig
Old Li was driving alone on the mountain road, enjoying the beautiful scenery of the mountains...
Suddenly a taxi came towards him, and the driver rolled down the window and yelled at him: "Pig!"
Old Li was furious, so he rolled down his car window, turned around, and yelled, "You're the pig!" He had barely finished yelling when...
Old Li then bumped head-on into a group of pigs crossing the road...
Two tigers, two tigers
Once upon a time, in Tiger Village, there lived a brother and sister.
The older brother has eyes that can see a thousand miles, and the younger sister has ears that can hear the wind. They often go to the mountains to enjoy the scenery.
They also often used competitions to go up the mountain to play.
The brother often talked about the beautiful scenery in the distance, and the sister often talked about the sounds from afar. Over time, they fell in love with each other.
However... marriage between close relatives is not allowed. Their mother also said that children born from consanguineous marriage will have long-term health problems.
They were heartbroken; they clearly loved each other, yet fate had separated them...
To prove their unique love, the brother gouged out his own eyes; the sister cut off her own ear to preserve the symbol of their love. Soon after, they both died.
Later, when people learned of this touching story, they composed a song for them. Now let's enjoy this song together:
Two tigers, two tigers
Run fast, run fast
One has no eye, the other has no ear

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