Having a mischievous child at home will make you laugh until you bend over.

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1. My wife has gone through countless cell phones, always losing or breaking them.
Our daughter asked her, "Why are you so unlucky with cell phones?"
My wife replied, "It's still better than your dad's. Your dad's unlucky with the house, the car, the money. I have to be unlucky with at least one thing to balance things out, right?"
Our daughter shouted, "I'm not unlucky with anything!" After shouting, she thought for a moment and added, "I'm unlucky with my grades." 2. My son, on summer vacation, plays games every day, either Angry Birds or Plants vs. Zombies.
When my husband came home from work and saw our son still sitting in front of the computer, he said with a dark face, "School starts in about ten days. You can only play for another ten days at most. After school starts, don't even think about playing games for a single day."
Our son said, "I was planning to cram for my summer homework starting tomorrow, but if I have to play games again, I'll have to squeeze in time." 3. My son always makes a fuss before bed every night. Last night, my husband was putting him to sleep.
A while later, I needed to talk to him, so I quietly opened the door a crack. Seeing that the child's eyes were closed, I softly called, "Honey, honey."
My son suddenly opened his eyes and said to my husband, "Dad, Mom is calling you." 4. The girl next door, who is in high school, came home from school. My son went up to her and greeted her very enthusiastically, "Auntie, you're back from school?"
The girl smiled in surprise, "Oh my, why are you being so polite today? You even called me 'Auntie'?"
My son grinned and said, "Calling you 'Auntie' makes me seem younger, doesn't it?" 5. A very dirty child came home and asked his mother, "Who am I?"
The mother thought he was joking, so she casually replied, "I don't know, who are you?"

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