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My sister's boyfriend asked her to give him a blowjob.... 

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1. One evening, a guy walked his girlfriend home. When they arrived at her door, just as he was about to kiss her goodnight, he suddenly felt a surge of lust. He'd had so much fun that night, and he was also very confident that he had her completely captivated.
He then displayed his masculine charm, gently pulling the girl against the door, wrapping his arms around her, and resting her hands on the wall. He lewdly said, "Darling, can you give me a blowjob?"
The girl exclaimed in surprise, "Are you crazy? My parents will see this!"
Man: "Please, who's going to see this so late?"
Woman: "Oh no... what if they find out? It'll be so embarrassing!"
...
Man: "No way! There's nobody around, so we won't get noticed, and everyone's asleep."
Woman: "No way! It's too dangerous!"
Man: "Please! I love you so much!"
Woman: "No! I said no, and that's final! I love you too, but I won't agree!"
Man: "Sure! You can definitely help me, hurry up! Don't drag your feet, okay?"
Woman: "Don't do that, I don't want to!"
Man: "Please! I beg you..."
Suddenly, the light by the door came on, and the girl's younger sister poked her head out. Wearing pajamas and with her hair disheveled, she sleepily said, "Sis~ Dad said you should hurry up and blow-dry him! Or I can blow-dry him. If needed, Mom said she can go downstairs and blow-dry him herself. Please tell him not to keep his hand on the intercom button, okay? It's so noisy!!"
2. Just after crossing the road, a little boy and his mother are waiting for the red light to turn green at the zebra crossing.
The red light was long, and the little boy held his mother's hand patiently as they waited.
At that moment, a young man ran a red light and weaved across the road between the cars.
The little boy asked his mother, "Why didn't that older boy wait for the red light?"
His mother laughed and said, "Oh, big brother will get hit by a car and die sooner or later!"
3. My dad called to ask if any guys were pursuing me lately. My first instinct was, "How could that be?!" My dad said, "Heh, I think it's impossible too. Your figure is completely flat, like a deserted desert!" Me…
4. One day, her three-year-old son asked his mother, "Mom, what is a beautiful woman?"
My mother said, "A woman as beautiful as me is called a beauty."
The father next to him whispered, "Don't mislead the child's aesthetic sense!!!"
5. A taxi driver saw a person riding a motorcycle recklessly ahead. The child on the back of the motorcycle was about to be thrown off.
The driver caught up with the man and said, "Buddy, your child is about to fall."
Upon hearing this, the man turned around and asked in surprise: "Son, where is your mother?"
6. After dinner, I washed the dishes while my wife sat on the sofa, grinning foolishly; I mopped the floor while she continued watching TV. I said, "Can you help me?" She said, "I don't want to move." I said, "Why should you always sit on the sofa watching TV while I have to mop the floor?"
She said: You can't compare to me. I have a good husband. Do you have one?

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