Where are there more women?

page views:1 Publication date:2022-05-12

1. A mother worries when her son travels far away. Last year, when I went out to work, my mother held my hand and said with tears in her eyes, "Child, remember that this time you insisted on going out to work. Don't always ask the family for money like you did when we forced you to go to school."
2. A superior came to inspect the area. After dinner, the leader said, "Shall we find a place with lots of women? Everyone, let's relax!" True to his word, he knew how to balance work and rest. So he led us to the square to dance with the older women.
3. My door lock was broken, so I called a locksmith. A huge man, about two meters tall, with wrists as thick as my calves, showed up. He told me to stand aside, then kicked the door open with a bang and demanded 200 yuan. I paid him without daring to object.
4. I met a fortune teller today. He said I had a good life and could live to see the end. I smiled, took out 50 yuan from him, and then happily skipped away.
5. Last night I went to a sauna and booked a girl. She was quite pretty. I asked her, "Why do you do this when you're so pretty?" She said, "It's precisely because I'm pretty that I do this. If I were ugly, I wouldn't get any business." Me...
6. I was eating big plate chicken with my friends when we found seven or eight chicken necks in our food. I got angry and called the owner over: "Boss, we ordered big plate chicken, not big plate giraffe!"

URL 1:https://www.sexlove5.com/htmlBlog/216893.html

URL 2:/Blog.aspx?id=216893&aspx=1

Last access time:

Previous Page : Don't do anything reckless!

Next Page : Honey, is it because your breasts are too big? [5 examples]

增加

comment Open a new window to view comments

Contact Information

Where are there more women?

comment Open a new window to view comments