Three really dirty jokes

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One day, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei were on a large ship, adrift at sea for three days and three nights, and were starving.
Zhang Fei couldn't hold back any longer and said, "Brother, I'm so hungry I can't stand it anymore. Why don't I just cut off our little brother and eat him?"
Liu Bei thought about it and said, "That's a good idea. Anyway, we're fighting every day, so we don't have much time to use that. Using it might even affect our performance on the battlefield."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Fei immediately took out a small knife from his waist and prepared to cut off his own penis.
Upon seeing this, Guan Yu hurriedly said, "Yide, are you stupid? Don't rush, use your hands to eat it, there's more meat!"
Liu Bei and Zhang Fei suddenly realized, "Oh yeah, how come we didn't think of that?" At this moment, all three of them took out their little brothers and started to masturbate.
Several minutes passed. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu felt the size was already good, but Guan Yu saw that Liu Bei was still enthusiastically working on it without stopping! So he said...
Brother, what time is it? How can you still have such a leisurely time?
Liu Bei said, "Are you stupid? I'll make some sauce to dip them in!"
One day, I ran into a high school classmate. After exchanging pleasantries for a while, he said he had the most obscene joke ever and asked if I wanted to hear it. I said:
"Okay, skip the parts that are too explicit."
“Okay!” he said, then continued, “Listen, here’s the story, skip, skip, skip… that’s it!”
A boyfriend and girlfriend were sleeping in the same room. The girl drew a line and said, "Anyone who crosses this line is an animal." When she woke up, she found that the guy hadn't crossed the line. The girl slapped him hard and said, "You're not even as good as an animal."

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