Cold jokes on cold days are also a kind of enjoyment (7 examples)

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1. The snail rejected the tortoise's confession: "Our relationship is fine now, and I don't want to make things unpleasant for each other because of feelings."
2. "I'll call you 'Little Girl' from now on, okay?"
"Okay."
"Head."
3. Xiao Wang has never been a big fan of sports events, but I thought the Olympics should be an exception.
So I excitedly asked him, "Want to watch the opening ceremony together the night after tomorrow?"
He looked at me blankly: "Whose grave are we opening?"
4. "I have the least resistance to men in uniforms," said a thief who had just been arrested.
5. A PhD student was learning to drive. While driving, he said to his instructor, "I don't understand what you're saying. Just tell me how many degrees the tires turn and the car turns when I turn the steering wheel at 10 kilometers per hour, and how many degrees the car turns."
Instructor: "Get out!"
6. Question: "How would you rate the Internet Explorer browser?"
Answer: "Download other browsers."
7. "Give me a bed, and I can sleep until the end of the world!"

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