An embarrassing sight that is hard to look at.

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1. Last August, a friend came to visit Northeast China. I told him not to lick the iron railing in the yard. He said, "What's there to be afraid of in the summer?" So he licked it and ended up with his mouth full of paint.
2. I fell asleep on the bus. When I opened my eyes, I saw the driver getting off. I hurriedly went up to him and asked where we were. The driver looked at me with surprise and said: We've arrived at the parking garage. Why are you still on the bus?
3. I heard a waiter shout while I was eating: "Whose robe is this?"
A girl turned around, glanced at the scarf, and silently uttered a few words: "That's my scarf."
4. My sister-in-law is in high school this year and she's always showing off to me. Today, we bumped into each other on the subway, and she suddenly came up to me and shouted: "Give me your seat!"
I slowly got up and pretended to limp away.
Looking back, all I saw was a disdainful gaze and her innocent expression.
Hmph, little brat, you think you can mess with me!
5. A man had been married to his wife for five years without getting pregnant. His mother-in-law instigated him to divorce and remarry, so he eventually divorced.
A year later, his ex-wife called him: I gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl.
My ex-husband said it's been a year since we divorced, so it shouldn't be mine.
Ex-wife: I know, I just want to tell you that you're the one with the problem.
After hearing this, the man silently looked at his wife, who was about to give birth.

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