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Three articles including "Striving for Performance" 

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1. I received a scam text message today claiming I'd won a prize, so I replied jokingly, "It's 2016 already, and the prize is still an iPhone 4? Just copy and paste? So careless!"
To my surprise, the sender replied, "Sorry! Year-end sales push, volume is everything!" Comment: Bulk discounts, huh? Maybe it's just pure luck!
2. My nephew came home from school and asked my brother for fifty yuan to pay for materials. My brother knows what he's like, so he teased him.
"Tell me honestly, how much?"
"Forty! Thirty is fine too,"
my nephew whispered.
My brother gave him twenty.
Later, my brother ran into his classmate from the same village and asked him, and it turned out there was no such payment! Comment: Kids really know how to play tricks! He's going to get a spanking when he gets home!
3. I wouldn't say I'm stupid, but sometimes I just don't think things through. Last year during Chinese New Year, I told my friend I was going to take a driving test during the summer vacation so I could buy a car when I got married.
Then a male friend of mine told me that if I wasn't 1.55 meters tall, I couldn't take the driving test, and that he would take me with him whenever we went out.
I actually believed him! I actually believed him! What a liar! Now I don't have time to take the driving test!

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