These humorous expressions are actually satirical at their core.

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1. The people of the capital are so hospitable! As soon as I got off the airport bus, several people on electric bikes surrounded me and said enthusiastically, "Where are you going? I'll give you a ride!"
Several women noticed how tired I looked and asked with concern, "Do you need a place to stay?"
A young male office worker leaned close to me and whispered, "Want a cell phone? An iPhone, super cheap!"
What touched me most was that, despite the grim employment situation in the capital, this kind-hearted uncle still cared about me and sincerely asked, "Young man, are you looking for a job?"
2. The scientists still brought the gorilla into a room, but the room was completely empty.
Scientists wanted to secretly observe how gorillas would behave in such an empty room.
After locking the door, the scientist bent down and peered through the keyhole, wanting to see what the gorilla would do inside.
What the scientists saw was astonishing—there was a pair of large, darting eyes peering out through the keyhole!
3. In the past, doctors would happily tell pregnant women, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!"
These days, doctors will say, "You're pregnant, do you want to keep the baby or not?"
This is how times change!
4. After dinner tonight, as usual, I took out some yogurt and gave my daughter a cup: "Drink this quickly, it's good for your health and helps with calcium!"

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