A smile keeps you young

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1. This year's Guangxi college entrance exam essay topic was "Old Wang is sick." I guessed it must be about STDs.

Comment/Rant: So I wrote about Old Wang's sexual history

. 2. Shanghai college entrance exam essay topic: "You can choose the road and method to cross the desert, so you are free; you must cross this desert, so you are not free."

Your mother says you can choose which woman to marry, so you are free; but you can only marry women, so you are not free!

Comment/Rant: You can marry a man or a woman

. 3. A husband returned home after a long business trip. He was worried his wife was having an affair. So, he quietly asked the security guard at the gate if any strange men had come looking for his wife.

The guard considered for a moment and said: "Sir, as far as I know, no strange men have come looking for your wife.

" The husband nodded in relief. Then, the guard added: "Those who come to your house to see your wife are all acquaintances..."

Comments/Rant: At least your wife isn't a prostitute, you can relax now

. 4. A person only belongs to the world when they stand up.

Guo Jingming said: Belongs to your sister.

"Wife, do you understand? The world only belongs to a person when they stand up."

"Shut up! Keep kneeling before me."

"Oh..."

Comments/Rant: The world definitely doesn't belong to your sister

. 5. Shanghai College Entrance Examination Essay: "You can choose the road and method to cross the desert, so you are free; you must cross this desert, so you are not free."

Your mother says you can choose which woman to marry, so you are free; but you can only marry women, so you are not free!

Comments/Rant: You can marry a man or a woman

. 6. A sentence in a Zhejiang exam question: The road to university, some are shallow, some are deep.

The reality is that your footprints are shallow when you enter university, but deep when you leave, indicating you've gained at least 20 pounds.

Comment/Rant: Going to university is all about eating in the university cafeteria

! 7. The Beijing college entrance exam essay topic was "Old Rules." Upon seeing the topic, Wang Xiaoming secretly rejoiced, thinking he was fortunate to have prepared in advance. So he decisively stuck all the hundred-yuan bills he had on him onto the exam paper.

Comment/Rant: What an old rule! They must have done this in exams before.

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