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Please excuse the embarrassing situation; the Chinese national football team's 10-0 victory over France was the headline news in major newspapers that day. 

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CCTV: China's second-string national football team easily defeats the world champions; the World Cup may no longer be suitable for the Chinese national team.
People's Daily: The Chinese dragon delivers a fatal blow to the world champion; the "Three Represents" leave the French romanticism in a sorry state—Gao Hongbo immediately thanks the Party and the country after the match.
Le Figaro: Deng Xiaoping's stunning kick in China; Lorrie admits: It was terrifying at the time.
Sports Weekly: China's second team narrowly defeated France 1-0; the World Cup feast without China has become a mere formality!
Beijing News: Heaven on Earth (a nightclub/restaurant chain) requests to reopen, intending to dedicate itself to serving the Chinese national football team players and make amends.
Legal Daily: Nan Yong is on tenterhooks in prison; his deliberate concealment of the "golden boy" may lead to a more serious crime.
Southern Metropolis Daily: Foxconn narrowly avoids another suicide attempt – victim abandons suicide attempt upon hearing good news about the national football team.
Sports Illustrated: After the match, Henry bluntly stated that losing by one goal was already a stroke of luck, and even the 1998 French team couldn't turn the tide.
KCNA: China's Great Wall shatters world champions' confidence; North Korea demands withdrawal, giving its spot to China.
Huang Jianxiang: Deng Zhuoxiang's falling leaves were like those of an alien, and Zengcheng's miraculous saves were like Buffon possessing him.
Gazzetta dello Sport: Inter Milan regrets signing Benitez after his player selection highlights the value of a young manager.
Henry says he will be joining Shandong Luneng soon: He's willing to take a veteran's contract to be Deng's teammate.
Milan Sports: One key player selection highlights the value of the young coach; Moratti is just waiting for Gao Hongbo's signature.
Rome Sports: One quality that makes Buffon comparable to Zeng Cheng; Lippi: With him, the World Cup is unstoppable!
Sunday Telegraph: With potential far exceeding Ronaldo and Messi, Deng Zhuoxiang has become a hot new golden boy.
FIFA official website: After the tournament, countries have requested that FIFA seed China as a team, with the winner of the round of 32 facing China in the final.
Maradona: The ownership of the trophy is no longer in doubt; if Maradona was born, why was Gao also born?
The Times Mail: Who was the manager sacked by Benitez? British media reports Liverpool have secretly signed Gao Hongbo.
S?o Paulo: Five-star Brazil is far behind, South Africa's setback has other hidden reasons.
Munich Daily Telegraph: Ribery's magic doesn't exist in China; Deng has inherited Zidane's true teachings.
Blatter: Such talent failing to qualify for South Africa? Several referees in the Asian qualifiers will be investigated.
Florentino Pérez revealed that the next generation of Galácticos will be centered around the Chinese contingent.
ESPN: Mourinho may be sacked; Real Madrid changed managers overnight, but who is it for?
South Korean media: After multiple verifications by experts, Deng is confirmed to be South Korean.
Barcelona president: Deng Zhuoxiang is our top summer target; we don't have enough money to sign Fabregas.
fafa: New Zidane shines at Reunion, Messi's Ballon d'Or title may be in jeopardy.

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