Ten Latest Cold Jokes (2020-15-11-06)

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1. Xiaoqiang: What does it mean to "betray one's father"? Xiaolin: Xiaoming brought a female classmate home, they made love on the sofa, then he went to school. When he came home in the afternoon, his mother saw a few strands of long hair on the sofa and asked him what happened. Xiaoming said, "I just got home too. Dad came home earlier, you should ask him." That's what you call "betraying one's father"! [Mufeng]
2. I'd just finished dinner when my mom perked up: "Young man, come on, let's walk the dog!" I was bewildered: "Where's the dog?" My mom looked at me for five seconds! Oh no, I was instantly dumbfounded! Is she really my biological daughter?! [Xiao Bei]
3. Tang Sanzang installed a GPS navigator on the head of the White Dragon Horse, thus avoiding many disasters! Navigation prompt: Lion Camel Ridge, 800 meters ahead! Tang Sanzang: "Wukong, let's take a detour. I don't want you to work so hard fighting monsters!" Navigation prompt: Yellow Wind Ridge, 1000 meters ahead! Tang Sanzang: "Wukong, let's take a detour to avoid needlessly killing!" Navigation prompt: Women's Kingdom, 600 meters ahead! Tang Sanzang snapped the navigator off, saying, "We can't run away from difficulties and dangers. This time, we must face them bravely!"
4. "Don't touch me!!" the woman roared at the three strange men beside her. The three men exchanged silent glances, then one of them couldn't resist raising his hand towards the woman: "Don't touch me!" the woman continued to roar. The man couldn't take it anymore: "Hey lady, are we even going to continue playing mahjong?!" [The Man Like the Wind]
What kind of dream did that girl have? Her pants are all wet!
5. Old Wang infiltrated a pyramid scheme to rescue his son, who had gone astray. After being persuaded in one session, he slapped his son hard and yelled, "If something this lucrative were possible, you wouldn't be my father!" [Searching for Lost Beauty i]
6. I'm a woman. That night I was chatting with a male high school classmate, saying my job was so boring, I was bored out of my mind all day. He replied, "Do you feel any pain in your balls? You just have lactic acid!" Lactic acid... Lactic acid... [Aiming'er]
7. My cousin broke up with her boyfriend and came to me crying. The reason was that he couldn't accept that she had had an abortion. I was silent for a moment, then said, "That's understandable, don't be too sad." She cried, "But I'm an obstetrician and gynecologist, if I don't do it, who will?!" [My name is Red Scarf]
8. The robber, knife in hand, rushed into a house by the roadside, shouting, "Don't move! Robbery! Give me the money..."
He then discovered that more than a dozen police officers had their guns pointed at him.
Robber: "Did you know I was planning to rob a bank?"
Police officer: "I don't know, but the bank is next door, and this is the police station."
9. A girl asked me if I owned a car. I said, "I don't own any cars under 500,000 yuan." Then she asked, "What about cars over 500,000 yuan?" I yelled, "Are you stupid? I don't own any cars under 500,000 yuan, and I certainly don't own any over 500,000 yuan!"
10. Lu Xun once wrote, "There are two trees in my yard, one is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree." I didn't understand it at the time, until later when I saw someone say, "I have two girlfriends, one is a hand and the other is also a hand." My doubts of many years were instantly resolved.

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