Four jokes about couples

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1. During sex with my husband, he asked me how it was. I only said one word: "Hui." Husband: What does that mean? Me: Isn't it straightforward? It means I wanted to do it again after you finished with me. How concise and to the point...

Comment: Having tasted the sweetness, who wouldn't want to have more of this?

2. A few days ago it was hot, and I was wearing stockings. A male friend of mine deliberately teased me, saying: "With your elephant legs, you're wearing stockings?!" I retorted, "Even with your tiny toothpick legs, you still need a condom..." Then, I turned around and found my husband's face had changed...

Comment: When mud falls into your crotch, even if it's not poop, it's still poop. The question is, how do you know he's tiny?

3. A wife heard her husband sobbing at night and woke him up, asking, "What's wrong?" The husband said, "I dreamt I got married again." The wife said, "Didn't you want to find someone else? Why are you crying? You should be happy!" The husband said, "When I lifted the veil on our wedding night, it was still you!"...

Comment: A mix of joy and sorrow, truly a tragedy of life. Nothing more to say, back to sleep and dream some more.

4. Last night I had a strange dream. I dreamt a weasel kept chasing me, so I asked my husband what it meant. Husband: Maybe it's hinting that you're a chicken, a chicken...

Comment: If you weren't a chicken, would your husband want you? Also, here's another one: A man dreamt he had two penises. Do you know why? There's a prize for guessing correctly!

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