This hilarious couple will make you laugh out loud.

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1. My wife recently had two job options: one was a low-paying, easy job with little competition, and the other was more competitive and challenging but with a higher salary. She consulted me about this, feeling confused.
I searched my brain for proverbs about fortune being found in danger, cleared my throat and said to her: "A German proverb says that the meat closest to the bone is the best to eat. Do you understand what I mean?"
After hearing this, she said with a happy expression: "Oh, it's been so long since I've had braised pork ribs. Let's buy some tomorrow."
Comment: Having a wife like this is like having a treasure!
2. I overheard a conversation between a man and a woman. The man said, "Honey, I just saw a woman. She's pretty and has long legs. She looks like a flight attendant."
Woman: Really? I'll give you one more chance. Say it again.
Man: Ah, right, honey, I just saw an old woman, dressed provocatively, with long legs, she looked like she was out soliciting business.
Woman: Yeah, be more careful what you say next time...
Comment: Never praise other women's virtues in front of your wife.
3. "Honey, why do I always feel especially beautiful after taking a shower?"
"Because his brain is waterlogged."
"roll!"
Comment: This husband is something else! He really knows how to think twice before answering his wife's questions.
4. I had a fight with my wife last night, and in a fit of anger, she packed her suitcase and left home.
I chased after her, apologizing profusely, making promises, and coaxing her until she finally changed her mind.
When I enthusiastically helped my wife with her suitcase, I discovered, damn it, the suitcase was empty...
Comment: Sometimes, a couple's sex life requires skill, and this wife is very clever.
5. My husband is quite passive in bed; I'm always the one who seduces him. One night, he suddenly hugged and kissed me, wanting to make love. I was so excited—it was such a rare treat!
Afterwards, I asked, "Why were you so proactive today?" My husband said, "I had a wet dream, and my penis wouldn't go down, it was so uncomfortable." Oh fuck, is that all I'm good for!

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