10 short jokes

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1. A little girl walked to school every day. One day, shortly after she left home, a heavy rain started, and lightning pierced the sky like swords.
The little girl's mother quickly drove along the road to school to look for her daughter. She saw her daughter walking alone on the street, but noticed that every time lightning flashed, she stopped, looked up, and smiled.
After watching for a long time, the mother finally couldn't help but call out to her child, "What are you doing?" She said, "God just took my picture, so I have to smile!"
Comment: What an adorable little girl! Let's start with a light joke to cleanse our palates.
2. Xiao Ming knelt down to beg his classmate to lend him an electric toy.
Upon seeing this, Xiao Ming's mother immediately pulled him up, saying, "How can a real man kneel down for a toy?
It's okay." Xiao Ming smiled and said, "Anyway, he'll kneel down and beg me to give it back later."
Comment: Sigh, kids these days, so cunning at such a young age, it's unbearable.
3. The Shaolin Temple's Sutra Pavilion caught fire, destroying many scriptures. The abbot couldn't help but burst into tears.
The young monk, not knowing why the abbot was crying, asked, "Abbot, what is it that you are suffering from?" The abbot continued to cry, "This old monk has menstrual cramps!!!"
Comment: May I ask how old the abbot is, and whether he has not yet gone through menopause?
4. At a millionaire's funeral, a large crowd gathered. One young man was crying his heart out.
"Try to think positively!" People who didn't know the truth comforted him: "Was the deceased your father?"
"No," the young man cried even harder: "Why wasn't he my father...?"
Comment: This society is too materialistic. To those green tea bitches who only know how to worship money, I just want to say: Please contact me.
5. Son: "Dad, what is law?"
Father: "Law is like a lawyer in France."
Son: "Then what is legal illiteracy?"
Father: "Well, it's like a blind person in France."
Comment: What can you say to someone who is uncultured? Is the legal code the same as the French classics?
6. Classmate A: "Why do you run so fast to school?"
Classmate B: "Because I have a bad memory."
Classmate A: "What does that have to do with memory?" Student B: "
I just memorized a text at home, but I'm worried I'll forget it if I waste too much time on the way."
Comment: This poor kid reminds me of my own tragic yet fulfilling childhood.
7. One day, Xiao Wang and his wife were watching TV when a report came on: "...According to a survey, 70% of men hope to have at least one extramarital affair..."
Xiao Wang quickly explained to his wife, "I'm in that 30%!"
Before he finished speaking, the report continued: "...while the other 30% hope to have multiple extramarital affairs..."
Comment: In short, none of us men are good; we're all always looking for something better.
8. A boy invited his crush to go up the mountain to see the night view. The city lights were beautiful, and a cool breeze blew by. The boy looked down and asked, "Are you cold?"
The girl thought to herself, "He's so considerate!" And replied, "No, thank you!"
The boy said, "Then can I take off your coat and wear it? I'm so cold!"
Comment: This is a lifelong loser. Loser traits are hard to change, there's no way to change them.
9. John was waiting at the airport. Bored, he stood on a weighing machine. The screen immediately showed "You are John, weigh 87 kg, flying to New York."
John was very surprised. Ten minutes later, he put on sunglasses and stood on the machine again. The screen immediately showed "You are John, weigh 87 kg, flying to New York." John was even more amazed.
He ran to the restroom, shaved, changed his clothes, and came back to the machine. The screen immediately showed "You are still John, your weight is still 87 kg, your plane took off 20 minutes ago."
Comment: I've heard of buying the box and returning the pearl before. Today I saw a modern version of missing a flight by weighing oneself.
10. As soon as it got dark, little John's father went to bed. His loud and annoying snoring made
it impossible for little John to concentrate on his homework. "Hey!" "Wake up! Wake up!" Little John shook his father
awake .
"Pah! I just lay down, what are you yelling about?!" Old John snapped. "I saw you
snoring for two hours straight, you must be exhausted. I told you to sit up and rest."

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