Humorous and witty remarks about men and women.

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1. When drunk, one speaks the truth: I love you. When drunk, one boasts: I will love you forever.
2. Between men and women, only arguing can lead to climax without foreplay.
3. "Do you know why women's intuition is so accurate?"
Why?
"Think about it, they believe things that aren't true, so what would they think if things actually happened?!"
4. All men who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk will get drunk after just one cup when they meet a woman they like; all women who get drunk after just one cup will be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk when they meet a man they don't like.
5. If you fall in love with an outgoing girl, you have to accept her liveliness. If you fall in love with a pure girl, you have to accept her naivety. If you fall in love with a rational girl, you have to accept her calculation. If you fall in love with a brave girl, you have to accept her impulsiveness. If you fall in love with a beautiful girl, you have to accept her past.
6. "I'll marry you once the stocks recover." Her heart skipped a beat after hearing this; this was probably the most tactful reason for breaking up!
7. If a guy has a dollar and is willing to spend 80 cents on you, then congratulations, you've met a poor guy who's deeply affectionate.
8. The same action of a girl opening her arms and rushing into her boyfriend's arms is sometimes called "swallow throwing itself into his arms" and sometimes "bear hug".

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