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It was pure flirting; my heart is broken. 

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1. "I'll ask you a question, and if you can answer it, I'll date you."
"Okay, go ahead and ask."
"Guess what question I'll ask you?"
2. Yesterday I received a message from my crush: "Let's go to the mountain to see the stars tonight. I only invited you, so don't tell anyone else."
Happiness came so suddenly that I was so nervous that I didn't even eat dinner.
She didn't call anyone else, and I spent the whole night sitting on the mountain by myself under the starry sky.
3. I'm very nervous about having dinner at my girlfriend's house.
During the meal, I cautiously said to my girlfriend's mother, "Auntie, actually I'm raising money to buy a house."
The aunt immediately became unhappy: "What do you mean by 'house'? Do you think our family is so materialistic? You won't marry someone if they don't have a house?"
I was very touched, but just as I was about to speak, the aunt said to me again, "Of course, young man, don't take it to heart. Even if we have a house, we might not marry you."
4. A very honest friend of mine got dumped by his new girlfriend, so I went to talk to the girl and see if I could help them get back together.
The girl essentially said, "I knew he was honest, but I didn't expect him to be so clueless. It was so hot while we were shopping that day, and not only did he not offer to buy me water, but I hugged him and said I was thirsty, so I wanted a kiss."

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