A joke about frogs, with a slightly risqué twist.

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I remember seeing a picture on a lottery flyer of a woman swimming in a pool. After getting tired, she leaned against the edge and fell asleep. A few days later, she felt discomfort in her vagina. A hospital examination revealed a frog inside her vagina, along with a suicide note. It read: "I thought I had found a warm and cozy cave, but I never expected to be beaten with sticks every day, three to five times a day. Finally, I could no longer endure this abuse and decided to commit suicide here in protest." That's roughly it; the rest I can't remember due to the passage of time.
2. In a supermarket, an elderly woman was pushing a shopping cart full of groceries behind a young man. Five minutes later, the young man asked her, "Ma'am, is there anything I can help you with?" The old woman said, "You look a lot like my deceased son. If you may, could you call me 'Mom'?" The young man said, "Of course, Mom." "Could you speak louder?" the old woman continued. "Mom! Is this alright?" the young man asked. The old woman said, "Yes, thank you, young man." Later, when the young man finished buying his groceries and went to pay, he found he had to pay much more. He questioned the cashier, who replied, "Your mother said you should pay her bill."
3. A person went to see a doctor and, while getting an injection, bit a stick in their mouth. The doctor said expressionlessly, "You're making me feel a lot of pressure!"

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