Five short jokes

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1. I'm going to sleep now.
The maid has a very loud voice. The master instructed her that everyone coming tonight is important, so she must speak softly. After dinner, the master and guests played cards. The maid finished cleaning up and wanted to rest early, so she leaned close to the master's ear and whispered, "I'm going to sleep now."
Comment: She didn't mean anything by it, but the listener might have taken it to heart...
2. A casual saying:
Not chasing girls is a heinous crime. Chasing girls is doing justice. High breasts, the more you touch them, the more seductive they become. Slender waist, possessing special skills. Petite figure, endless desire. Perky buttocks, wanting more after finishing.
Comment: A must-remember truth for the new century's officialdom.
3. My brother is Shunliu
. A young couple had a night of passion. Afterwards, the husband went to the bathroom to carefully clean and wipe himself. The wife asked why he took so long. The husband said: A sniper rifle needs maintenance after use, and my brother is called Shunliu...
Comment: Truth! Also, watching too many TV dramas.
4.
A man chased a bus all the way home but missed it. When he got home, he told his wife that he missed the bus, but at least he got some exercise and earned a dollar. His wife immediately got angry and said, "Are you stupid? If you're going to chase a bus, chase a taxi! At least you'd earn the starting fare!"
Comment: Has a very naive and foolish woman appeared?
5. Button up your clothes.

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