5 short jokes

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1. "I have something to tell you, I'm going to take the civil service exam."
"Then why are you still playing cards online all day, eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating?"
"Hehe, because I'm afraid I won't be able to adapt to life after passing the civil service exam."
2.
I was chatting with a colleague from HR the other day, and we were talking about how I was hired out of so many applicants.
After a long, rambling explanation, I finally understood: the HR manager thought I looked like a lucky cat.
3.
After finishing his work, Xiao Li was wandering around the office
when he came across a female colleague. She said, "You're really free!"
Xiao Li casually replied, "Have you ever licked me?"
The whole office burst into laughter, and the woman was speechless...
4.
A male colleague was repeatedly harassed by a female colleague. One
day, he angrily stood up and said, "If you keep bothering me, I'll spend 50 yuan to hire two migrant workers to gang rape you!" "
This statement immediately shocked everyone. Before the crowd could even cheer, the woman added a famous line:
'No way, you could just give me that 50 yuan, I'd rather gang rape myself...'
5.
In the morning, we were making tea in the office.
A male colleague took out chrysanthemum tea to brew, but when he saw it was all broken into powder...
, the female colleague opposite him uttered a classic line:
'You can't treat someone's chrysanthemum like that.'"

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