A fake wedding

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I'm still joking, even if it's a bitter laugh...

Every time I attend someone else's wedding, this song always plays in my head.

It's not because I've had the painful experience of "my lover got married, but the bride wasn't me."
It's not because I'm jealous that others are married while I don't even have a boyfriend. It's not because I have
any dissatisfaction with the modern marriage system.

It's just that, simply, I feel so sleepy, so sleepy, so sleepy... Yawn...

Wedding banquets are just formulaic procedures, just with two different profile pictures. Like
unreliable pictures or articles online, everyone claims to be original, but they might just be taking someone else's
original, modifying it a bit, and passing it off as their own; and that original might even be

plagiarized from somewhere... Yawn...

I thought of this analogy because in the past hour, I've browsed
countless posts in discussion forums.

At the wedding banquet, whether it's the aunts or the gossipy grandmothers, they all wear fake masks, dressed up like
elegant ladies. You can't imagine that she was originally that shrewish, wicked woman who haggled with Pork King. That
uncle who once physically abused his wife has now become a gentleman. On the other side, that guy from the car dealership, who usually talks about selling sex organs cheaply, is scratching
his head and pretending to be shy. Heh ~

yawn~ ... One, two, three, ten thousand; three, four, five, bamboo; five, six, seven, rope; three east, single west… Chicken is too much chicken paste. Wang Er, who rushed out, gave two yellow films; Zhang San and Li Si, one each. Yawn… Cousins? Siblings? They look familiar, but I can't even remember their names. These "relatives" only meet on two occasions : weddings and funerals. Maybe after the banquet, they'll fight over a taxi downstairs. I really don't know where the "kinship" in these so-called "relatives" is; they're even less reliable than my lazy cat Garfield . Waiting at five, taking a seat at eight, still no food at nine… Yawn… When will we finally get to eat?! Seiko watch chimes—beep, 7:30. Waaaaaah! I'm going crazy! Someone come here! Give me a cleaver!!! I want one! Cut cable!!! Ah, no, we use a different telecom company, sorry. Yawn... When will this ever end?? "Xiao Sha? Wow~ you've grown up!" Here we go again... 《Corresponding mode (1)》activated. "Hi, Auntie..." I said. No, not an old woman. Wearing a light green low-cut dress, flat-chested like a boy who occasionally exercises, with chin-length slightly curly hair, a little makeup on her face, and pink glitter lip gloss on her lips. "You are..." "Cousin! Don't you remember me?" the girl who called herself cousin said. "Cousin...?" "Zhang Lehong, don't you remember me?" the girl said. "Uh... Zhang Lehong, isn't that a boy?!" I exclaimed in surprise! "Hey, hey, hey, even though I had short hair when I was little, I was still a pretty boy!" "You admit it!" (points) "Wrong, it's a girl." The girl smiled maliciously. "Amendment not passed." I said. "Hehehe~ Okay, Xiaosha, here's the second question~" Corresponding mode (1) activated. "Xiaosha, when are we going to bed?" "These opportunities... what?!" I stared wide-eyed and wide-mouthed. The girl... Zhang Lehong's lips came close and kissed my open lips, her long tongue darting in with a gurgling sound ! Before I could react, my mouth was already flooded with the saliva her tongue had introduced ... Ugh! Ugh!!! What, what's going on?! Her tongue swirled and teased in my mouth, my mouth got wetter and wetter, and saliva was almost dripping down the corners of my mouth! At this moment, I felt an electric shock in my chest! Zhang Lehong's hands were brazenly caressing my chest through my clothes! "Ah... ah um..." My mouth was covered, my tongue was wrapped around her, and I could only let out a deep, muffled sound. I know my breasts are bigger than yours, but you don't have to grab them in public, do you?! Look! Wang Er, Zhang San, and Li Si over there are all staring at us in disbelief! Ugh... a warm, wet trail slid down my inner thigh! (II) Looking at the guests, I cheered and called out to them... The lips that Zhang Lehong had kissed still tasted of lip gloss. Wang Er, Zhang San, and Li Si, who were sitting over there playing mahjong, were laughing and shouting nonsensically, making it seem like we were a long-lost couple! Please! We're clearly two girls wearing skirts, okay?! Zhang Lehong licked her lips with her tongue as if savoring the memory, then gently wiped them with the back of her hand, her lecherous eyes fixed on me. And I could only sit motionless … “You don’t have a boyfriend yet, right? Come on, let me be your sex partner, how about it?” she said. “You will never succeed.” 《Corresponding mode (1) Full power! 》 “Is that so?” “Yes!” “Okay~” Zhang Lehong, who called herself my cousin, smiled at me and then walked further inside. Seeing other…

People approached her, probably with those three "formulaic questions" of greeting.

I turned my gaze back to the mahjong table; Wang Er, Zhang San, and Li Si were still playing while secretly watching me.

I noticed that Chicken Tai, with her back to me, held a pure suit of bamboo tiles…

"Self-draw!" Chicken Tai shouted! She flipped out a two of bamboo tiles with her right hand and then revealed her hand.

"A pure suit of pairs! A jackpot!" Chicken Tai laughed.

"Damn it!" "Awoo~!" "Self-draw grandma!" Wang Er, Zhang San, and Li Si each shouted,
their eyes rolling back, barely breathing, clearly not going to live…

"Hahahaha~~ Give me the money~ Quick, give me the money! Hahahaha~~" Chicken Tai happily spoke in Mandarin.

Wang Er, Zhang Er, and Li Si rummaged through the drawer, pulling out handfuls of film reels; judging from the sound, there
seemed to be very few left.

"Honey! Aren't I amazing…" Chicken Tai turned around, only to find that Chicken Brother was gone. "Oh no!
Where's my husband?" Chicken frowned, realizing things weren't so simple.

Ah, okay, that's just my imagination. Women on the battlefield don't care about their husbands' lives!

Yawn...

I have no interest in these things...

"Oh, isn't this Xiaosha?"

Here we go again... 《Response mode (1)》activated.

"Hiauntie."

"I'm Uncle!"

"Hiauncle."

《Response mode (2)》activated.

"Xiaosha, where's your mother?"

"Can't receive SMS." (F5 key)

"Oh~ How have you been lately?"

"I can't access it, but it's out of stock."

"Oh? I'll go find your mother, see you later~"

"You'll be laughed at by netizens if you give yourself away."

Okay, another one with a hearing impairment.

Watching the strange man go in, he put his hand on Zhang Lehong's shoulder after seeing her, his rough,

black hand rubbing and rubbing on her shoulder...

ugh...

I stood up, annoyed, intending to go to the restroom...

"Ahhh~ Uncle is so amazing~ He fucked Piaoxue to death~"

A girl's voice came from a small room separated by a partition.

"Heh, heh heh... heh heh heh..." The panting man, wearing a mask, was shoving
the girl .

The man's pants were pulled down to his legs, the girl's short skirt was flipped up, and her underwear was pulled down to the point of being caught in
mid-air between her legs.

The man... hey... isn't that Chicken Brother, Chicken Tai's husband?

Wow~ An old cow eating young grass here?!

Through the partition, one could see where the two were joined; a thick, hard penis was
thrusting in and out , reflecting the light of the crystal chandelier above, flashing intermittently…

“Ah~ Ahhh~~ Uncle is so amazing! Ouch~ Oh!” The girl let out lewd moans,
but unfortunately, her long hair covered her face, so I couldn't see it. But judging from her skin, she should only be
a girl of about ten years old?

What did Brother Chicken have that allowed him to devour this tender grass?!

“Ah~ Mmm~~ Grab me~ Grab me harder~~ Oh! So good~”

Brother Chicken obeyed the girl's cries, grabbing her breasts through her clothes, kneading them forcefully while
thrusting his hips.

“Ugh~ Heh, heh~~ So tight! So tight…”

“Hehe, Uncle knows how powerful Snowflake is now, right? Oh! Yes, it's here… harder… Ahhh~~”

At this moment, my chest tightened!

“Uh!” I couldn't help but cry out! He immediately covered his mouth with his hand.

Chicken Brother paused for a moment, only resuming his actions when the girl started swaying her hips again.

The hands that had been gripping my chest weren't idle; as I watched them, those hands kept
grabbing and grabbing at my chest…

I frowned and turned back, but my lips were immediately sealed!

It was Zhang Lehong!

Hi! It's her again!

"Hey, because I love you!" She seemed to have read my mind.

"Hey, what are you saying?" I said, tilting my head.

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