[Urban] A Naturally Lucky Playboy (Complete) - 8

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Chapter 39 Family Bliss (Part 2)

It's truly awful! Lin Shiyi's antics have kept me awake for ages. I don't dare go to my sister; this is Lin Shiyi's house, and if she sees me, it'll be a huge problem.

I finally managed to fall asleep, but not long after, I felt the earth shaking violently. Damn it, an earthquake? I jumped up, opened my eyes, and saw Lin Shiyi standing by my bed, her face flushed. She was the one who had vigorously shaken me awake. Oh no! I was sleeping naked! Now, with this sudden movement, she's seen me again. Looking out the window, the sun is already high in the sky.

I said irritably, "Miss, you kept me up all night last night, and now you're doing this again? Can't you let me get a good night's sleep?"

Lin Shiyi blushed. "You little rascal, you pervert, you don't even wear clothes to bed!"

"I'm happy, is that wrong? Go ahead and report me. You saw me naked yesterday, and now you're doing it again. I haven't even reported you for indecent assault yet."

I not only let her see me, but I also gave her a good time.

Lin Shiyi blushed as she watched me get dressed, oblivious to the impropriety of looking: "Xiao Xin, what was the answer to that riddle yesterday? I still haven't figured it out. Was it a diplomat?"

"Why a diplomat?"

"Because diplomats have immunity."

"The problem is, since he has diplomatic immunity, he doesn't need to go to court, and the judge can't convict him."

"Then he's mentally ill and exempt from criminal prosecution."

"Not really, that way the judge would put him in a mental hospital instead of making these comments."

"So what was it?"

"A riddle is only interesting if you figure it out yourself."

"You brat, Xiao Xin, are you going to tell me or not? Believe me, I'll beat your little brother to death."

Being watched by a beautiful woman getting dressed is really unpleasant; my penis is sticking up high, making it difficult to put on pants. Lin Shiyi pretended to grab my little brother again, so I had to beg for mercy, "Okay, I'll talk. These two brothers are conjoined twins. The younger brother broke the law, but if he's locked up, the older brother will also go in, but the older brother didn't break the law. There's nothing the judge can do, so he has to release him."

"Hmph, I knew this answer wouldn't be serious. Aren't they conjoined twins? The younger brother is doing something bad, and the older brother didn't stop him, so he's an accomplice too." "

You'll have to ask the judge for the specific details. Now I want to go to the bathroom, you're not going to follow me again, are you?"

"You little brat, go to hell."

As I opened the door, Lin Shiyi kicked me in the butt, and I stumbled forward, almost falling over.

My sister was just coming out of her room when she saw Shiyi and me coming out together. She was quite surprised: "What are you two doing together?"

I glanced at Lin Shiyi and yawned. "Well, my future mother-in-law arranged our marriage yesterday, so we just 'concluded the deed'."

Lin Shiyi pounced on me, kicking and pinching me: "You're talking nonsense! You're talking nonsense!"

Then she said to my sister, "Sister, I came to wake Xiaoxin up. I slept in my own room yesterday." My sister glared at me and said, "Xiaoyi, Xiaoxin is a womanizer. He has many girlfriends. Don't be jealous."

"He wouldn't dare."

It wasn't a matter of daring or not. Although I liked Lin Shiyi, I wouldn't back down if she really interfered in my life. It's not like I only want to marry her; there are plenty of women who want to marry me.

After washing my face, I went downstairs with my sister to have breakfast. Lin Shiyi looked at me: "You really are a pig, sleeping and eating so much."

"What's wrong with being a pig? You don't have to work every day, people bring you food, clothes, and necessities, and you don't have to spend any money. I'll definitely become an official in the future, so the country can support me, how great would that

be?" That's actually a pretty good idea. I see Ding Ling's parents sitting in their offices every day, but their salaries are much higher than those of migrant workers toiling away in factories. They earn tens of thousands a year, plus weekends and long holidays, medical insurance, and even their retirement pensions are higher than ordinary workers. Migrant workers have no rest all year round, and they have to pay for their own medical expenses if they get sick. They have elderly parents to support and young children to raise, and they can only send two or three thousand home a year. We're all human, how can Mom be so unfair?

Of course, I can only think these things in my mind; I won't tell my classmates, or it'll be considered outdated if it gets back to Mediterranean.

Lin Shiyi laughed at me, "You really want to be a pig, a government-employed pig, or a 'male pig' for short."

"If I'm a male pig, then you're a female pig. No, you're a wild boar, so I'll call you 'Wild Boar Lin' from now on."

"You dare!"

Lin Shiyi's dad asked me, "Xiao Xin, what are your plans for the future?"

Of course, I didn't need to tell my dad "my dreams" like I did with Bai Jie at school, even though those were my true feelings. I said, "Uncle Lin, of course I'm going to focus on my studies at school right now. As for what happens after graduation, that depends on my luck. It's just a matter of being a god, a tiger, a dog, or a pig."

Lin's dad laughed and said, "You little rascal, you always beat around the bush. Just be clear."

"If I ever win the lottery, preferably a big prize like the Mark Six, and make tens of millions, I could be a god. I could eat my fill every day, do nothing, go wherever I want, and eat whatever I want."

Lin Shiyi interjected, "Wouldn't that be the same as being a pig?"

"You might not even be able to be a pig. These days, you have to take an exam to become a civil servant. Hundreds of people are competing for one position. Do you think it's easy? Even if you manage to pass the written exam, you'll still be kicked out in the interview if you don't have connections, unless your written exam score is far ahead."

"As for tigers, of course, it's bosses like Uncle Lin. Owning your own company, you're always thinking about devouring others or worrying about being devoured. It's all backstabbing and cutthroat competition. It looks glamorous, but the competition is fierce."

"If I don't win the lottery, and I'm not good at studying, and my family doesn't have enough money to start a company, I'll be stuck being a dog. Working like a dog in the factory every day, living in a doghouse, eating dog food, living at the lowest level of society, suffering all kinds of humiliation—that kind of life would be too miserable."

Uncle Lin said, "You little rascal, how old are you? You talk like an adult. What do you like to be the most?"

"Is that even a question? Of course, I want to be a god! If I don't win the lottery, I'll study hard and try to pass the civil service exam to become one. Otherwise, I'll be doomed and have to be a dog."

Lin Shiyi's mother laughed, "What, don't you want to be a tiger anymore?"

"Where would I get the money to start a company? If I had money, I'd be a god, not a tiger. Starting a company is exhausting."

"Then you'll just have to watch our little Shiyi be a tiger."

I glanced at Lin Shiyi: "Even if she becomes a tiger, she'll be a tigress. With you and Uncle Lin around, she'll be eating other people's food. What's there to worry about?"

“Even a tigress needs someone to keep her in check, Xiaoxin. What do you think of Xiaoyi?”

Lin Shiyi couldn’t stand it anymore, her face flushed. “Mom, what are you saying? Who wants him to keep them in check?”

“Xiaoyi, Mom has seen that you two have always been very close since you were little. Xiaoxin is a good person too. Your grandfather has always said that Xiaoxin has a special destiny and will surely achieve great things in the future.”

“Grandpa is so old-fashioned. What era are we in? He still tells Xiaoxin’s fortune and makes it sound so real.”

“How can you talk about your grandfather like that? Your grandfather has always been very accurate in judging people. He’s never wrong. Your father was chosen by your grandfather at first sight. Otherwise, where would you be? Now look at your father’s company, it’s growing bigger and bigger. He was destined to be wealthy.”

I never imagined Lin's mother would believe in fortune telling so much. She actually listened to my grandfather and wanted me to be her son-in-law. No wonder she was so nice to me yesterday and even supported my relationship with Lin Shiyi. Other parents would be trying to stop their daughters from dating so early, let alone approve of it.

After breakfast, my sister is going to look at houses with Li Ruyun and the others. Even though my sister makes a lot of money from reselling secondhand houses, she's still very shrewd when it comes to buying her own. Location, orientation, floor, property management—she considers everything, and of course, the most important thing is the price. House prices these days are beyond the reach of ordinary wage earners. A slightly better house in the city center is around 5,000 yuan per square meter. Buying a house of just over 100 square meters would cost 500,000 to 600,000 yuan just for the house price. Add a parking space, and that's another 100,000 to 200,000 yuan (although we don't have a car yet, my sister says a parking space can hold its value). Then there's the renovation, which is a bottomless pit—you can throw money in and not see the end of it. In the end, even if you're frugal, it'll still cost 800,000 to 900,000 yuan. A slightly better one will easily break the million mark. Damn it, the average monthly salary is only a little over 10,000 yuan now. Even if you work your whole life without eating or drinking, you still can't afford a house. Is this any way for ordinary people to live? I've heard that in some good areas of Shanghai and Beijing, the price is over 10,000 yuan per square meter. Do you think ordinary people living on wages can afford that? Now many cities are doing urban renewal projects, giving you a sum of compensation and telling you to find another place to live. The problem is, the money they give you can't possibly buy a house in the original city center anymore; you can only buy a house on the outskirts of the city. As a result, the rich people buy properties in the city center, while the original owners move to the suburbs. Isn't this artificially creating rich and poor areas?

My sister only has about 500,000 yuan at most, which is an astronomical figure for us. She wants to buy in a good location, doesn't want us to be far from the city center, and wants a good floor and apartment layout, which is quite difficult. Xu Ke and Li Ruyun wanted to give us money, but my sister firmly refused. People say, "He who eats another's food is bound to be loyal; he who takes another's money is beholden to him." If I take their money, my sister won't be able to speak up for herself in front of them anymore. My sister has absolute authority over Xu Ke and the others now; everyone listens to her.

I don't want to go house hunting with them again. Last week, I spent a whole day with them, and I almost walked my legs off. While

my sister and the others are looking at houses, I'll leave Xiaoqing with me. I promised to take Xiaoqing to the zoo last time, and I happen to have some free time today, plus the weather is nice.

Lin Shiyi naturally wanted to go too. I said, "If the three of us go to the zoo together, people will misunderstand."

"What's there to misunderstand? We're classmates."

"The problem is, if we bring Xiaoqing, people will think we're a family of three."

"Oh, you perverted pig, taking advantage of me again."

"If I'm the pig, then you're Miss Gao. Your mom has already betrothed you to me."

"Good that you admit it, but you're not allowed to be alone with Ding Ling anymore."

"Wow, it's not even official yet, and you're already trying to control me."

"What, is that not allowed? I'm your girlfriend, of course I have that right."

"I haven't admitted it yet! Don't talk nonsense, it'll affect my relationships with other girls. If they get angry and leave, can you afford to compensate them?"

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"Miss, you should have a conscience. Don't you think about who went into whose room last night, who came to play with whom?"

"I don't care, you have to take responsibility."

We chatted and laughed, taking Xiaoqing around the zoo. When Li Ruyun's husband had his accident, Xiaoqing was only a little over a year old. Li Ruyun was busy and rarely had time to play with Xiaoqing. Today, taking her to the zoo, Xiaoqing was naturally very excited.

Unexpectedly, we ran into acquaintances at the zoo. The second-in-command was also there with Chen Yan. Lin Shiyi saw them from afar and shouted, "Xiao Yanzi, Xiao Yanzi."

Really, didn't you see that they didn't want you to see them and were trying

to slip away? The second-in-command and the others saw that they couldn't avoid it, so they had to come over. Lin Shiyi, holding Chen Yan's hand, exclaimed, "Wow, you guys are so mean! You think you can just run away when you see us?"

No one has your thick skin. If you accidentally bump into someone you know, of course you'd run away.

I said to the second-in-command, "Second-in-command, you're really taking advantage of your proximity."

"Boss," Chen Yan replied, "I'm just learning from you. It's called 'being near the water tower, you get the moon first.'"

Since we'd run into each other, we decided to play together. Little Swallow held Little Green's hand: "This little girl is so cute, whose child is she?"

I puffed out my chest: "Can't you see the three of us? Do you even need to ask?"

The second-in-command exclaimed: "Boss, you're amazing, you even have the fruit of your love!"

Lin Shiyi blushed, "Pah, who has the fruit of their love? This is the child of one of Little Xin's friends."

I laughed: "We're an old married couple, what's there to be shy about? Little Green, come on, call me Daddy." Little Green

and I are used to playing together, and when Little Green heard this, she called out "Daddy." Lin Shiyi and the second-in-command were both surprised that Little Green would actually call me Daddy, and they were stunned for a moment, then laughed: "You, you guys are really serious."

Lin Shiyi blushed and started hitting and pinching my shoulders and back, "You naughty Little Xin, you're always teasing people."

I hugged Little Green and dodged left and right: "Little Green, quickly call me Mommy."

Of course, Little Green wouldn't call Lin Shiyi "Mommy."

I pulled the second-in-command aside: "Good lad, you've got some skills, got it done so quickly."

"It's all thanks to the boss's excellent guidance."

"So, what stage have you two reached? Have you gone to see a movie, held hands, kissed, or anything like that?"

The second-in-command said with a bitter face: "Boss, you make it sound so easy, it's not that simple. Getting her to come to the zoo took so much of my persuasion, and then you guys ran into us. I don't even know if she'll agree to come out again next time."

"It's okay, I'll teach you a few more tricks when I have time, and you'll be able to win her over in no time."

Spending most of the day with them at the zoo was exhausting for both the second-in-command and me, what a miserable life. Especially me, carrying a big bag of fruit and drinks, and having to hold Xiaoqing, I was even more tired. I groaned, "Ladies, can you take a break? We're exhausted!"

Lin Shiyi laughed, "You two are so useless! You're already complaining after walking so little. I walk my Shar-Pei for much longer than this!"

She actually compared us to dogs—how awful! I asked, "Do you have a dog? I haven't seen one."

"It's kept in the backyard, only let out at night. Of course you can't see it."

"Does it have puppies?"

"Yes, it had several puppies. They're so cute!"

"So it's the puppies' mother?" "

Isn't that obvious? The puppies were born from it, so of course it's their mother."

"Is it yours?"

"You're so annoying! I already said it's mine."

"Okay, so it's both your mother and your puppy, therefore it's your mother, and the puppies are your brothers and sisters."

"Oh, you little brat, you dare call me a puppy? Don't run away, I'll beat you to death, you big bad guy!"

I'm not that stupid to wait for her to beat me up; of course, I ran as far away as possible.

Chapter 40: A Sudden Turn of Events

. The zoo in our city isn't very big, of course, it can't compare to those in Shanghai or Hangzhou. We played for half a day, and it was almost time for Xiaoqing's nap. I parted ways with Lin Shiyi and the second-in-command to take Xiaoqing home.

Li Ruyun and my sister hadn't returned yet, but Lin Shiyi, Xiaoqing, and I had already eaten our fill of fruit and drinks at the zoo, so we weren't hungry. Xiaoqing was taken to nap by the nanny, while I lay down on Li Ruyun's big bed to rest. Lin Shiyi had played for half a day and was covered in sweat, so she was taking a shower in the bathroom. The sound of the "splashing" water was really tempting. But it's best to just look at Lin Shiyi and not do anything. She's already jealous now; if we really got involved, she'd keep a close eye on me. Lin Shiyi called to me from the bathroom, "Xiaoxin, I'm done showering. Could you bring my clothes in?"

Was this some kind of scene from a TV drama or novel—a beautiful woman showering, a man handing her clothes, and then…? But cliché as it may be, this tactic still has a strong effect on men. Thinking I shouldn't get any closer to her, I couldn't resist grabbing my clothes and going into the bathroom.

When Lin Shiyi saw me come in, she covered herself with her hands, her face flushed: "You jerk, Xiaoxin! I asked you to bring my clothes in, not you to come in!"

I laughed and said, "We're an old married couple, what's there to be shy about? Besides, I let you see me all you wanted this morning, now it's time for me to get my revenge."

Lin Shiyi muttered "You perverted pig, you lecherous wolf," but she had no choice but to quickly put on her underwear. Girls these days develop early; although Lin Shiyi was only a high school freshman, she already looked like a mature beauty. Wearing Li Ruyun's sexy lingerie made my heart race even faster. Lin Shiyi looked at herself in the mirror, almost unable to believe that the radiant beauty in the reflection was really her. She looked around nervously. I said, "Miss, stop looking. If you keep staring

, you'll become a narcissist." "It's all your fault for making me wear this. What's your relationship with Sister Li? How come you two are so close?"

Here we go again, trying to find out about my woman's relationship? "What relationship? Of course, it's a romantic one."

That was the absolute truth. Afraid she would press me further, I picked Lin Shiyi up and carried her to the bed outside. Lin Shiyi struggled, twisting and turning, her breasts rubbing against my chest, making my heart itch.

We sat on the edge of the bed. Lin Shiyi looked at me, her face flushed: "You lecherous pig, what mischief are you up to now?"

"A lone man and a lone woman, dry wood and a raging fire, what do you think we'd do?"

"You'd better not do anything reckless, or I'll call for help."

She said that, but pressed herself even closer to me.

My right hand slowly slid towards her breasts, touching the lace edge of her bra. Lin Shiyi's body was supple and boneless, leaning obediently against my chest. I played with the lace on her bra with my fingers; this teasing stimulation seemed to make her heart race. My fingers then slipped inside from the top edge, touching her soft, full breasts. This soft touch stimulated me, arousing me. My fingers touched her nipples, and I slowly stroked and caressed them. Shiyi's eyes were tightly closed, and her whole body trembled slightly. My right hand restlessly caressed her small breasts, her breathing quickened, and her body trembled uneasily. I then gently stroked her thigh with my left hand, sliding it step by step towards her groin, where I touched a silk panty. I felt the lace, the openwork, and the mysterious garden within. I glanced down, and the black part peeking through the openwork provocatively challenged my adrenaline. My fingers tried to touch it lightly, and the soft protrusion responded with a slight dampness… Soon, my fingers could feel the moisture seeping into the panty…

This wasn't the first time I had caressed a woman, but before, they had all been women much older than me. A girl this close in age, besides my second sister, Lin Shiyi was the first. My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing, and my mouth was dry. My right hand gently pinched her nipple, while my left hand slipped inside her panty, exploring her most mysterious uterus. My fingers touched soft pubic hair, slightly damp. Xiaoyi's eyes were closed, seemingly intoxicated by my caresses. Occasionally, she frowned, as if I was hurting her. Her breathing became more and more rapid, mingling with my heavy panting. My fingers probed into her mysterious valley. Ah! A strange sensation spread from my fingertips, like an electric current coursing through my body. A burning desire ignited within me. My breathing became increasingly rapid, and Xiaoyi's body trembled involuntarily. I felt a moist flow seeping from her valley…

Xiaoyi opened her eyes, her cheeks flushed, her eyes brimming with spring-like passion, her sweet, delicate fragrance like orchids—all of this stirred my heart. I couldn't help but slowly lower my head, pressing my lips to her cherry lips. She turned around, wrapping her arms around my neck, and our lips met. A sweet saliva flowed from her mouth. My hands ceased their provocation and exploration of her body, and I embraced her tightly. We kissed passionately, our bodies intertwined and entwined.

Xiaoyi obediently allowed me to caress her, her eyes tightly closed, her body trembling slightly. I kissed her lips and cheeks, gently breathing into her ear. She seemed unable to resist this tender advance; her previously tense and stiff body slowly softened… I unhooked her bra, and her two full breasts sprang out as if liberated, their pink nipples tempting me to kiss them. My little brother was already erect, and I couldn't resist kissing his nipples. They seemed to tremble with life. I gently bit and nibbled at them, and Xiaoyi's body swayed and twisted in response… My hand traveled down Xiaoyi's breasts, past a flat plain, her skin as white as snow, then to a slightly concave valley. I playfully stroked it, slowly removing Xiaoyi's white lace panties. A magical, exhilarating landscape unfolded before my eyes: below was a slightly raised plateau, topped with a dark forest, overlooking a mysterious moat, and within that, her alluring palace… Xiaoyi also came to remove my panties, looking shyly at my little brother: "How strange, yours is white! Aren't they all black on TV?"

I was stunned. She'd seen it twice, last night and this morning, and I only noticed now.

Xiaoyi playfully teased him, sending shivers of pleasure through my little brother. I gently touched Xiaoyi's private parts with my hand. A moist, flowing moisture seeped from her peach blossom spring, seemingly guiding me, the fisherman, to explore its secret realm. My heart raced, and Xiaoyi's breathing grew increasingly rapid. She clung tightly to me, saying, "Xiaoxin, I...I want..."

Beads of sweat appeared on my brow. I didn't want to take Xiaoyi's virginity now. Besides her mother's words, her jealousy was also a major headache for me.

I broke free from her embrace, knelt between her legs, and took her honeyed entrance into my mouth. Lin Shiyi whispered, "No, Xiaoxin, I want you...you really want me..."

I ignored her, forcefully probing her honeyed entrance with my tongue. Xiao Yi was already burning with desire, and with my licking and caressing, her legs clamped tightly around my head, her body trembling. She surrendered in no time…

Lin Shiyi lay limply against my chest, still playing with my still-erect penis: “I’ve already let you have it, and you still want it with your mouth…”

“If I took you, your mother would kill me.”

“No way, she only has one daughter. If I like you, she can’t do anything about it.”

“Xiao Yi, why have you suddenly become so open? Have you been reading too many pornographic books and your heart is racing?”

“You’re kidding me! I only do this to you. I don’t even look at other guys.”

“You might not look at others, but others are looking at you. Zhang Sanfeng is keeping a close eye on you.”

“Him? I won’t pay any attention to him. Xiao Xin, you need to be careful lately. I heard he knows a lot of people outside, all of them skilled in martial arts.”

I've heard about this before. Zhang Sanfeng is the son of the deputy mayor, so naturally many people want to curry favor with him. He also knows some martial arts and knows quite a few people in the underworld. I heard that Zhang Sanfeng even wanted to get some people from outside the school to beat me up to vent his anger.

"Don't be afraid. Besides being good with words, your husband has also made great progress in martial arts. Soon he won't have to be afraid of them anymore."

"You're just good with words."

"My mouth can not only talk, but it can also make my little Yi Yi happy."

"You shameless scoundrel! All you do is lick people's...it's disgusting! You're not allowed to kiss me again!"

"How can it be dirty? Little Yi Yi's body is very clean. Besides, licking plates has a history of thousands of years; even ancient people did it. Haven't you seen it in porn? It's a great way to enhance intimacy in bed."

"Nonsense! I don't believe it. Such vulgar things have a history of thousands of years? You learned it from porn. You little brat, how many porns have you watched? You know it so well."

This wasn't just me making things up; it really had a history. I often browse the internet and have found quite a few good things. The explanation of the term "man performing oral sex on woman" is compiled from Yao Lingxi's book *Si Wu Xie Xiao Ji*: 【添铛、舐（舔）盘、尝春】"添铛、舐盘" refers entirely to the use of the tongue, which is used to penetrate two layers of skin. Just as a donkey licks a millstone, hoping to obtain chaff. "尝春" is also called "尝春," as in the poem: "Exquisite natural two-legged millstone, its flavor is worth savoring. Following you, becoming a dog and achieving immortality is easy; calling me a cat, I lick the fragrant porridge.

The tip of the three-inch tongue teaches the child carefully, a lowered head brings laughter. Sucking boils and licking hemorrhoids are commonplace, unlike the King of Huaiyin's crotch.

" "舐" (li) is pronounced like "shi," meaning to lick something with the tongue. For example, in *Zhuangzi*, "He who licks hemorrhoids gets five chariots." "食舌" (shi she) is pronounced "tian," meaning to hook or seize, as in *Mencius*, "Therefore, it is said that [食舌] is used." Therefore, "舐" is a verb, and "食舌" is a preposition. The act of licking is called "tian" (忝), a rising tone. Some say "licking a plate," but it should be pronounced "tianpan" (舔盘). The meaning of "licking a plate" refers to a donkey turning a millstone; seeing chaff in the plate, it licks it up through the millstone's eye, metaphorically representing a person with a penchant for tasting spring. It doesn't mean licking an empty plate to satisfy a craving. The human habit of licking a plate is indeed a canine instinct. The *Book of Han* mentions "[犭舌] 糠及米" (chaff and rice), where "[犭舌]" is sometimes written as "舐" (lick), but in ancient versions it's written as "舌也" (tongue). This character is composed of "舌" (tongue) and "也" (meaning "also"). The *Shuowen Jiezi* defines "也" as "female genitalia" (note: the seal script depicts its shape). There are those with a particular fondness for sourness; in terms of its nature, "[犭舌]" is more appropriate, while "舌也" is more fitting in terms of its effect. Since the *Shuowen Jiezi* defines "也" as female genitalia, the existence of a character composed of "舌" and "也" shows that the ancients had those who appreciated its flavor beyond its taste. There's a saying that Guo Jingming's licking is bland and tasteless; the person who said this was also someone who had experienced the art of "tongue-spitting." To spit one's tongue across ten thousand miles and spit across the four seas—is that really an exaggeration?

I gave Lin Shiyi a lesson in ancient Chinese sexual history. I couldn't remember some things right away, so I specifically went online to my homepage. I have all this good stuff stored there. My homepage is like my online hard drive; it's free space, so why not use it?

Lin Shiyi leaned on my shoulder, watching me search for information online. "What kind of personal homepage is this? It's full of random stuff."

I rolled my eyes at her. "What random stuff? This is all good stuff passed down from our ancient people. If I didn't tell you, would you know it has such a long history?"

Just as I was joking with Lin Shiyi, my phone rang. For some reason, I suddenly had an uneasy feeling, as if something was about to happen. This feeling hadn't returned in a long time since my encounters with Fang Xiaoyi at the shooting range and judo hall, and later, the time I was out of my mind in Hong Kong. I'd almost forgotten about it, but now it's back.

Lin Shiyi snatched the phone first: "You little brat, who's calling again?"

She pressed the answer button: "Hello, who's looking for? Xiaoxin? What do you want with him? Who am I? I'm his girlfriend."

I panicked. Only a few of my girlfriends, big and small, know my phone number. If Lin Shiyi said that, I'd be in deep trouble. I grabbed the phone and looked at the caller ID. It was Zhang Ning. This was bad. She called a few days ago to tell me she'd be home for the Mid-Autumn Festival and wanted me to spend the weekend with her. This call was definitely to ask me to go out with her.

"Xiao Xin, you're really having a great time these days, aren't you? You've got a new girlfriend, have you already forgotten about me?"

"She's my classmate, and of course, my good friend. Sister, where are you now? Should I come find you?"

"You still remember I was coming back? No, I can't this time. My cousin called, her husband's in trouble again, and I'm on my way to Hong Kong."

A thought struck me. I'd had a sudden feeling of unease when my phone rang, and it turned out it really was because Shi Zhongtian was in trouble. My relationship with Shi Zhongtian is hard to explain; it's like a part of my consciousness exists within him. Now that Shi Zhongtian's in trouble, I wonder what will happen to that part of my consciousness, and how it will affect me.

Zhang Ning couldn't explain exactly what happened to Shi Zhongtian either, only that Xu Qing had called her at noon to tell her about it. Zhang Ning was in a hurry to go to Hong Kong to see Xu Qing and Shi Zhongtian, so she informed me first. She doesn't know how long she'll stay in Hong Kong this time, but it seems she won't be back before the National Day holiday. She told me to prepare and go to Hong Kong to keep her company during the holiday. She's already transferred 10,000 yuan to my bank card, saying it's for my plane ticket.

I know that this trip to Hong Kong might bring some unusual events. I wonder how my peaceful life will change. I'm conflicted; I want to unravel the mystery between Shi Zhongtian and me, but I'm also afraid that my peaceful life will be disrupted. I'm quite content with my current life, even though it's ordinary, but that's what makes it most reassuring. However, Zhang Ning said on the phone that Shi Zhongtian shouldn't be in any serious trouble. Xu Qing sounded quite calm when she called her; if something serious had happened, Xu Qing would be frantic. Xu Qing had only called Zhang Ning to let her know to keep an eye on company affairs and that she could go during the National Day holiday. But Zhang Ning and Xu Qing have been close since childhood, which is why she's in such a hurry to go.

Lin Shiyi kept pestering me, insisting that I tell her who was on the phone. I was a little annoyed; I was already worrying about the uncertain future, and she was just being jealous. I said, "Aren't you annoying? I told you a long time ago that I have many women, but you didn't believe me. Now you know. You'd better deal with the consequences yourself."

Lin Shiyi threw herself at me, "You little brat, we're already like this, and you're still so fierce. Waaah."

I hate it when women cry, so I hugged her, "Okay, stop crying. It's my fault, I was a bit harsh. Hit me a few times to vent your anger, okay?"

"A few hits are enough, you pervert, you have so many women. Tell me, how many women do you have? What am I to you?"

Here we go again. I said, "I do have many women. If you want, you can still be my girlfriend. If you don't want to, that's fine too."

"Of course it's fine with you. You've taken advantage and you're still saying such sarcastic things. I 'm

the one who suffers." We were still completely naked. Although I had stopped at the "door" and hadn't "go all the way in," I had still kissed and touched her all over. Even though it was her initiative and it was consensual, women are still the weaker party, so of course she evoked sympathy.

I coaxed and persuaded her until Lin Shiyi finally stopped crying and promised not to see other women again. I also coaxed her to get dressed, otherwise, if her sister came back and saw her like this, she'd definitely have some wild ideas. Since her sister and the others hadn't returned from looking at houses yet, I took Lin Shiyi home first.

That evening, when I got home, I told my sister I was going to Hong Kong for the National Day holiday. My sister already knew about my relationship with Zhang Ning, and although she was still a little jealous, she finally agreed to go to Hong Kong with me. My sister has been busy with work these past few years and hasn't had a proper chance to travel, so this opportunity will allow her to have some fun.

Chapter 41: Unexpected Trouble

The next day was Sunday, and I got up early to go for my morning run. As I ran, I cursed Zhang Sanfeng in my heart. It was all that bastard's fault! Otherwise, I'd still be sleeping in my soft bed, not suffering like this. But I didn't run every day; I was inconsistent, needing good weather, the right physical condition, and my sister to accompany me.

My sister ran with me, her long legs and full figure a real treat for the eyes. I thought, without that sight, I probably wouldn't have been able to keep going. But this sight wasn't just for me; others shared it with me too. Seeing those lecherous guys who were usually nowhere to be seen, suddenly appearing to train for long distances every time we ran, made me feel quite envious.

That car appeared again, slowly following us not far behind. I'd noticed it two or three times already; it always appeared when my sister and I were running, following behind but never actually talking to us. It seemed to be another new suitor for my sister. I said to my sister, "Sister, your suitor is here again?"

My sister had seen this kind of thing many times before and ignored it.

The car probably saw us turn around, sped up to catch up, and rolled down its window. I guessed the driver was about twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old, dressed like a high-class white-collar worker. I've seen plenty of suitors like this; they're either company owners or rich kids whose families own companies. But this guy looked familiar, like I'd seen him somewhere before, but I couldn't quite place him.

He asked me, "Excuse me, are you Ye Zixin?"

Wasn't that a rhetorical question? He'd followed us two or three times already; wouldn't he at least know our names? "Yes, it's me. What can I do for you?"

He tried to get close to me first, then establish a connection with my sister—it was practically standard procedure.

"Are you free? I'd like to talk to you about something."

My sister and I both stopped and looked at him. My sister asked, "Sir, we don't know you. What can I do for you?"

"You don't know me, and I just met you too, but we know people in common. Zhang Ning, Liu Ruolan, Li Ruyun—you should all know them, right? I heard your brother is very close to them."

Damn it, this guy's been following me! I asked, "Who are you?"

"No rush, let's get in the car first."

My sister and I got in, and the car started moving again.

My sister asked, "Who are you? Why are you following us? What do you want?"

Since this guy knows about my relationship with Zhang Ning and Liu Ruolan, what does he want? Is he trying to blackmail us? My brother, Liu Ruolan, and I don't have much money, but Li Ruyun and Xu Ke are both millionaires, and Zhang Ning has assets worth hundreds of millions. Is he trying to use my "sex scandal" to blackmail them? Li Ruyun and Xu Ke are both single, and Zhang Ning is unmarried. If word gets out that they're having an intimate relationship with me, it'll just be called male prostitutes. Aside from the bad reputation, it won't have any real impact. They're not high-ranking government officials; they won't be scared by that kind of thing. I said, "If you want money, you shouldn't come to us. You should go directly to them; they're the ones with money. Since you're a paparazzi, you've investigated so thoroughly. You must know who's rich and who's poor."

The paparazzi glanced at me: "I've heard you have a silver tongue. I didn't expect you to be so good at talking, not only in bed with women."

My face flushed red: "Damn it, who are you anyway, and what do you want? Whether I seduce women or not is none of your business. Did I seduce your wife or your mother? Do you want to be cuckolded or become my 'cheap son'? Pick one."

The paparazzi's face also turned red, but not from embarrassment; like me, he was angry. "You little bastard, still so stubborn! Do you even know who Fang Xiuyun is? How dare you mess with my woman!"

Damn it, so he's Fang Xiuyun's boyfriend, that Wang Keming guy? I wonder how he found out about Fang Xiuyun and me. Fang Xiuyun wouldn't have told him herself. I thought back to that time in the women's restroom with Fang Xiuyun and couldn't help but chuckle to myself: "So you're the 110 guy?"

Paparazzo Wang was taken aback: "What 110?"

I said, "Isn't your penis only 11 centimeters, which is 110mm? Your skills in bed are terrible, no wonder Fang Xiuyun doesn't like you, you good-looking but useless silver rod."

This wasn't Fang Xiuyun's exact words. Although Fang Xiuyun and I were in a relationship, she had been friends with Wang Keming for several years and still had feelings for him. It was just that his skills in bed couldn't compare to mine, so she kept pestering me to satisfy her long-unsatisfied sexual desires. But now, of course, I wasn't going to be polite to Paparazzo Wang; I'd say the harshest things I could think of.

Paparazzi Wang's face turned from red to white: "That brat Jingzi, she says everything! Wait till I get back, I'll deal with her."

He glanced back at me: "Don't get cocky, kid. If I send your school a copy of the information I have, I think you'll be even more famous. I doubt the school wants a class monitor who's a gigolo."

This bastard has investigated me so thoroughly; he must have some ulterior motive regarding me and Zhang Ning.

My sister pulled my hand, signaling me to stop talking: "Sir, who exactly are you, and what do you want from us?"

She was genuinely afraid this bastard would expose my affair with Zhang Ning and Liu Ruolan. Mediterranean and Zhang Sanfeng were already struggling to find a reason to target me; if they found out I was also working as a gigolo, they'd expel me immediately. Sexual activity between students is already a huge deal at school, let alone in my situation.

Paparazzo Wang stopped his car in a secluded spot by the roadside and turned around: "Hey, you've got something on you now. If you don't want to ruin your reputation, you'd better cooperate with me from now on."

Damn it, he actually called me a gigolo.

"What evidence do you have? Do you think I'll believe you just because you said a few things?"

Paparazzo Wang calmly turned on the car's tape recorder. A woman's panting and moaning voice came through: "Ah, Xiao Xin...no, stop playing, ah, it hurts so much..."

It was Zhang Ning's voice. I said, "You're the one who said you wanted to try it, right? I've only just started, and you can't take it anymore?"

Zhang Ning said, "It's because Xiaoyun said it was fun, her boyfriend likes to lick her there. You little brat, Xiaoyun, you said it felt good, why am I so uncomfortable?"

Fang Xiuyun laughed, "I felt uncomfortable at first too, but I got used to it after a while. My boyfriend likes to lick me there, he doesn't even mind the dirt, unlike Xiaoxin, who only plays with me when you're wearing underwear."

I said, "What kind of place is that? If it were the front, would I need a gas mask?"

"You little devil, how many women have you been with? Your tongue is more powerful than a dog's tongue, ah, don't bite me, I won't say anything more, okay?..."

Paparazzo Wang turned off the tape recorder, "Want to hear more? I have several tapes like this. Want to enjoy some more?"

I was trying to recall the contents of the recording, trying to figure out the time and place. It must have been at Zhao Lin's house, because Zhao Lin has a strange habit of recording our passionate encounters in bed with her, Zhang Ning, Fang Xiuyun, and Fang Xiaoyi, and burning the footage onto CDs. It's really a bit perverted. This particular disc probably contains the footage from the night before Zhang Ning, Fang Xiaoyi, and I went to Hong Kong, our last revelry at Zhao Lin's house. Zhao Lin said she wanted to preserve the beautiful memories we shared, so she recorded it. That night, Zhao Lin and Fang Xiuyun practically drained me dry. The part I heard was just the beginning, the flirting games between Zhang Ning, Fang Xiuyun, and me. But Zhao Lin locked all of this in her safe. How did Pao Zai Wang get his hands on it? I think the only explanation is that Dai Dai (the cuckold) must also be Pao Zai Wang's accomplice. Not only did I sleep with Pao Zai Wang's girlfriend, but I also made Dai Dai Wang suffer the consequences of being cuckolded. Wouldn't those two hate me to the core? The guy with the green hat must have heard about what happened between me and Zhao Lin, so he managed to get his hands on the video and transfer it to the recording studio. Anyway, the safe is at home, and Zhao Lin probably wasn't careful and didn't lock it properly, giving him leverage. But I doubt those two would dare do anything to Zhao Lin and Fang Xiuyun. Ever since they slept with me, they've felt sorry for them but angry at their lack of self-control. If they dared to use this to blackmail me, they'd be kicked out of the house.

I said, "Paparazzi, this was given to you by the guy with the green hat, right? What do you want me to do? If you want me to leave them, your own penises need to be more vigorous, otherwise they won't want me."

I saw that Wang Keming was quite angry with me; I didn't seem to take his demands too seriously, which was somewhat unexpected. He probably thought I'd be terrified, then cry and beg him to let me go, agreeing to all his conditions.

Paparazzi Wang said, "You stubborn mule, believe it or not, I'll give this tape to your dean of students, and he'll be very interested in it."

I said, "So what if I believe you? So what if I don't? What do you want me to do? Tell me. If it's not too outrageous, maybe I'll consider it. Otherwise, I'll just have to let you hand it over. But let me remind you, with your and that cuckold's abilities, you can only deal with me. If you anger Zhang Ning, with her family's wealth and Fang Xiaoyi's grandfather's influence in the army, neither of you will have a good life. At worst, I'll be expelled from school. Even if I become a gigolo, I can still earn hundreds of thousands a year. As for you two, I think there are assassins waiting to collect the reward for your heads."

Although I said that, I was still quite nervous. I still wanted to live my life peacefully. If things really got out of hand, not only would I be expelled, but Liu Ruolan's job would probably be in jeopardy, and her husband might even divorce her. Although my sister wasn't involved in the tape, she'll definitely be gossiped about at the hospital because of me. I don't want too many people to get hurt because of me. But for now, I can only tough it out. After reading so many novels and watching so much TV, I know I can't show weakness right now, otherwise their demands will increase significantly. Only when they think you don't care will they give up and stop making unreasonable requests.

The paparazzi king was surprised that a 16-year-old high school student could act like a seasoned veteran, and his expression was a bit strange. He knew how powerful Zhang Ning and Fang Xiaoyi's backing was, and he really didn't dare to go against them.

"You've got guts. Our conditions aren't high; we just want you to provide us with inside information about Zhang Ning's company. With your relationships with these women, getting some useful information shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Damn, these conditions aren't too high, but wouldn't that be detrimental to Zhang Ning's company? Who knows how they'll deal with the company after they get this inside information from me?

Paparazzi Wang said, "Don't worry, we just want to get some insider information in advance. For example, what stocks the company is currently manipulating, and what Zhang Ning's plans are for listing in Hong Kong, which companies he intends to invest in. We just want to make a quick buck in the stock market. With a company as big as Zhang Ning's, it won't have any impact."

If it really was just about getting some insider information to make a quick buck in the stock market, it would be a drop in the ocean for Zhang Ning. But I worried that if I did it for them once, they would use it as leverage to blackmail me into doing other things, creating a vicious cycle that would never end. But I agreed for now, and after meeting Zhang Ning, I would tell her about the cuckolding and Paparazzi Wang's conspiracy, so she would be prepared. Then I would tell her to get the tapes back and destroy the evidence.

Paparazzi Wang and I each had our own ulterior motives and reached a "gentleman's agreement": I agreed to provide them with insider information on stocks, and they agreed to return my evidence afterwards. However, I thought neither of us would be true gentlemen.

After being messed up by the paparazzi, I was in a terrible mood and stopped going for my morning run. My sister and I had some snacks outside and then went home together.

My sister grabbed my ear and said, "You little devil, how many bad things have you done behind my back? I've worked so hard to send you to school, and you've been out there messing around with other women. Now they've come knocking on our door. Now look what's happened! They have dirt on you, and you're going to be a corporate spy. If something happens and Zhang Ning's company suffers losses, how can you face Zhang Ning?"

I didn't want this either. This cuckold and the paparazzi were playing dirty tricks on me, forcing me to be an "undercover agent." I'll definitely tell Zhang Ning, tell her to be careful, and try to get some incriminating evidence against them. I'm really afraid that my affair with Zhang Ning and Liu Ruolan will be "exposed," which will have a huge impact on my future life.

I think I need to be more careful in everything I do from now on, and I can't be careless in anything. This whole mess is Zhao Lin's fault. That pervert even filmed me, her, and Zong Ning's bed scene. Next time I see her, I'll definitely teach her a lesson.

This unexpected trouble on a perfectly good Sunday morning is incredibly annoying.

Chapter 42: Countermeasures

Although I was already annoyed this morning, Xu Ke and Zhang Min were waiting for me to make them happy. I spent Mid-Autumn Festival at Lin Shiyi's house the day before yesterday, and yesterday I accompanied Lin Shiyi and Xiao Qing to the zoo. Zhang Min and the others have been waiting for me for so long. I never want to hurt a beauty's feelings.

Lin Shiyi was still angry when she got home yesterday, but she came to see me again today.

I asked, "Didn't you say yesterday you'd never talk to me again? Why are you coming to see this big bad guy, this big pervert, again today?"

"Hmph, you big pervert, you think you can just run away after taking advantage of me? Not so easy. I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, and I won't let you have any other women."

She really knows how to rub salt in the wound. I was just being watched by paparazzi Wang Keming this morning, and now she's trying to watch me too. I said, "I told you I have many women, what, aren't you awake now?"

"You men are all the same, a bunch of lecherous wolves. One isn't enough, you're always thinking about other women."

"Women can do that too, theoretically, women have a natural advantage in this area! "

"Pah, what kind of twisted logic are you spouting now?"

"What twisted logic? Haven't you taken a sex education class? Men have a refractory period; after an orgasm, they can't get an erection for a while. Women are different; as long as their stamina allows, they can play continuously. That's why I've only heard of prostitutes taking a dozen or twenty clients a day, while male prostitutes can only provide one-on-one service."

"Pah, you brat, how could this kind of thing be in a sex education book? You must have read some filthy porn."

"Weren't you bragging about how knowledgeable you were about sex the other night? How come you don't even know such simple things? Besides, what porn did I read?"

"You still dare to talk? The other day, the second-in-command even gave you a copy of 'The Heart of a Young Girl'."

I laughed and said, "That was shown to me by the second-in-command. I saw this kind of stuff two years ago, and he still treats it like a treasure. Damn it, what kind of rubbish is 'The Heart of a Young Girl'? The sex scenes in it aren't even as good as the erotic novels in Hong Kong's 'Dragon Tiger Leopard' magazine. It's just for fooling you girls. Don't think that just because this book is famous, it's any better. If we're talking about works that excel in both literary merit and eroticism, then the classic Chinese novel 'Jin Ping Mei' stands out. However, the work that truly reaches the pinnacle of erotic description is my country's number one erotic book..." "The Carnal Prayer Mat," also known as "The Jade Prayer Mat," is a massive work of over a hundred chapters with only one theme: sexual intercourse. Few copies of this book exist in China, and they are mostly passed around among central leaders; I haven't seen it in the library for several years. I heard that Chairman Mao kept three sets of the book in his bathroom: the original *Carnal Prayer Mat*, a German translation of *Carnal Prayer Mat*, and the original *Das Kapital*. He supposedly learned German by comparing the two versions of *Carnal Prayer Mat*, and then studied the original *Das Kapital* to avoid being misled by the translator. We should really learn from him!"

"Pah, you're talking nonsense again. There's no such thing."

While the words were somewhat of a joke, *Carnal Prayer Mat* is indeed very famous. Back when I was in junior high, I searched for this book online, and after a lot of effort, I finally found it, but it only had twenty chapters, and I couldn't even finish reading it, costing me countless internet fees. Now, on the computer market, you can find countless books for 5 yuan a disc; you might not even be able to read them all. Today's netizens are truly living in a good era! The joke above was one I found online back then; it's a classic quote from Professor Huang Xialiu, and it's really hilarious. Now it's perfect for cheering up Xiaoyi. Sure enough, Lin Shiyi laughed and called me a pervert, but leaned against me, smelling wonderful. To be honest, when she's not jealous, she's quite cute. Her soft body nestled in my arms, her two little peaks making my heart itch. I just can't understand how she could be so angry after only one night. Could there be some hidden trap waiting for me?

I lowered my head and kissed her on the cheek: "Okay. I have something to do today, so I can't play with you."

Zhang Min and the others invited me to go out, and if I bring Lin Shiyi along, she'll definitely get jealous. "What else could you be up to? Did you go with other women again?"

"You know and you still ask?"

Lin Shiyi pounced on me, pinching and twisting me. "You pervert, you really did go to see other women! Tell me, what do they have that I don't?"

"Of course you're better. You're young, beautiful, and rich. But I'm a man, of course I need to release my pent-up passion. Your mom won't let me touch you."

Lin Shiyi squirmed in my arms, her face flushed, and whispered, "If you want, I can have you too."

I never expected that since we had our "oral" encounter at Lin Shiyi's house the night before last, she had become so open. "You're still young. I don't want to hurt you."

Sleeping with a virgin can have side effects. Not to mention that Lin Shiyi is so jealous and will keep a close eye on me later; once I've slept with her and she's tasted it, she'll crave it and come to bother me every day. How am I supposed to spend time with the other beauties then? I doubt Xiaoyi is like those beauties in martial arts novels who can peacefully get along with my other women. She'd probably make a huge fuss. So, I'll just keep my casual flings with Lin Shiyi for now. I don't want to cross that final barrier and go too deep. Things are fine as they are now. After a passionate night with the other beauties, playing some games with Lin Shiyi is a good way to unwind.

"I'm not young anymore, I'm 16. If this were ancient times, I would have been married and had kids by now. You know, I saw Xiaojie from my old class with her boyfriend the other day, getting an abortion at the women's and children's hospital."

"Abortions are dangerous, you know? Didn't my sister say that if you get an abortion a few times, you won't be able to have children anymore? If you really want to play, we can do what we did the other day, you'll still have fun, and you won't have to worry about getting pregnant. You came to see me so early, do you want to play again?"

Girls these days are so open-minded. No wonder they say you have to go to kindergarten to find a virgin.

Lin Shiyi hugged me, her body burning hot. No need for further words, I carried her to the bed, knelt beneath her skirt; her panties were already wet. I licked her vulva with my tongue, while my hands caressed her breasts and thighs. Lin Shiyi was still a virgin, knowing little about sex, but this was enough to satisfy her. Lin Shiyi draped her legs over my shoulders, her hands on my head. Because her sister was still home, neither of us dared to move too much. Shiyi bit her pillow, trying to remain silent, but her legs began to clamp tightly around my head, her vulva contracting rhythmically. Within minutes, she had reached orgasm. I looked up and asked, "How was it? Pretty good, right?"

Lin Shiyi blushed, her head bowed, avoiding my gaze. I stood up and straightened her skirt. "Alright, now you've had your fun, it's time to go home. Come on, give me a kiss."

Lin Shiyi was startled. "You little brat, stay away from me! Don't you even wash your mouth?"

"Wow, do you have any conscience? If it weren't for my mouth, would you have enjoyed yourself so much? Now you're complaining that I'm dirty."

Lin Shiyi grabbed my hand, took out a handkerchief to wipe my mouth, her face still flushed. "You little brat, you're the worst! You want me to go home? Are you planning to go find another woman?"

Despite her words, having satisfied her once, she wasn't as jealous as before.

Finally, I coaxed the satisfied Lin Shiyi home. Honestly, in just two days, I've already done it for her three times. At this rate, my tongue will surely break off inside her. I need to make her stop in the future, and not go too far. If my tongue isn't stimulating enough, I'll have to go all the way.

After Xiaoyi left, my sister came in, her face flushed. She twisted my ear and said, "You little devil, you can't stay still for a day, not even letting a girl like Xiaoyi go."

"What little girl? She's already ripe. If I weren't soft-hearted, I would have picked

her several times already." What do you mean I won't let her go? Now it's her not letting me go. I asked, "Sister, do you not want me to let you go either?"

My sister pulled my ear and said, "If you don't leave, Li Ruyun and the others won't let you go."

I really have to be careful when I go to see Li Ruyun and the others now, lest I get targeted by that bastard Wang Keming again. But having my sister with me is also a kind of cover, since she's good friends with them. We usually go to Li Ruyun's house. Although she's not as rich as Xu Ke, her house is bigger. She and her husband value their quality of life. When they got married, they chose a large detached villa, so that when the door is closed, no one can see what's going on inside. When we bought it, the price was low, and it only cost a little over a million yuan. Now the price has risen so much, it's almost three million yuan.

Li Ruyun was delighted to see us and welcomed us inside. After closing the door, she hugged me: "Xiao Xin, you said you'd come to my house the night before last, why didn't you come? Have you abandoned your old love because you have a new one? I heard your new girlfriend's family is very wealthy, and she's an only child."

"What new girlfriend? I've known her longer than you guys. Besides, I'm not one to forget the old and embrace the new. If you're willing, I can stay with you for life. My service is top-notch, I offer you lifelong service."

"And you're still talking! You have more and more clients now, can you even keep up? Now that you have a young and beautiful girlfriend, you don't care about us anymore."

"How could that be? Don't you know I'm Superman? I not only care about you, I'm also going to put my little brother into your 'eye' down there."

I hugged Li Ruyun, deliberately pressing my lower body against her private parts. Li Ruyun laughed sweetly, her face flushed, her eyes filled with tender affection. Although she was already 25, thanks to my more than a year of skincare, she looked only 25 or 26, radiating a mature charm that gave her a different kind of allure compared to a young girl like Lin Shiyi.

I carried Li Ruyun to the sofa, rolled up her long skirt, and quickly pulled down her panties. Li Ruyun blushed and said, "You little devil, you're going to die! This is the living room, Zhang Min and Xu Ke will be here soon."

I said while taking off my own clothes, "What are you afraid of? They've seen it all before."

Li Ruyun had the nanny take Xiaoqing out to play and wouldn't be back until noon, so I didn't have to worry about being seen by others. The curtains around the living room were also drawn, making it somewhat dark, perfect for doing what I would do later. I thrust forward, and my swollen, thick penis entered Li Ruyun's tight honey hole. Although she had already given birth to a daughter, after dating me for more than a year, her honey hole had actually tightened a lot, still as tight as when she was a virgin.

Li Ruyun snorted, "You little brat, is it because your sister didn't satisfy you? You're so impatient."

It's all Lin Shiyi's fault. My penis no longer needs "holy water," but the miraculous "effect" remains. Just now, Lin Shiyi had her pleasure, and I drank some "holy water," making my penis painfully swollen, needing release.

Li Ruyun hugged me tightly, her two snow-white legs raised high and wrapped around my waist, she moaned softly. I diligently served her, kissing her mouth, neck, and breasts incessantly. I loved Li Ruyun's breasts most; perhaps because of her past childbirth, they were particularly full, giving me an urge to nurse. Her waist was also exceptionally slender and smooth, making it very comfortable to touch, and her moans were like the sweet cries of a fledgling. Perhaps it had been a long time since she'd played with me, she seemed particularly excited, and soon she climaxed. She was satisfied, but I wasn't. I held Li Ruyun in my arms, and while she was still basking in the afterglow, I thrust into her forcefully, bringing her to a second climax…

My sister came out of the bathroom and saw the two of us locked in a passionate battle. She was both embarrassed and amused: “You little devil, are you a reincarnated lecher? Playing around in broad daylight!”

I said, “It’s because you’ve been ‘inconvenient’ these past few days, so I had to let Sister Yun help me.”

Li Ruyun had climaxed three times and was too exhausted to continue. She lay on the sofa, panting.

I was still not satisfied, so I turned her over and made her lie face down on the sofa. I attacked her from behind. Li Ruyun twisted her body, “Xiao Xin, stop it, I’m exhausted. Can’t you rest for a bit and wait for Xu Ke and the others to come?”

I said, “Other things can wait, but you want me to stop when I’m burning with desire? You’re making me burst! Hey, Sister Yun, don’t move around. My little brother has been nearsighted these past few days. What if he mistakes the door and goes into your back garden?”

As I said this, I deliberately rubbed my penis against her anus a few times. Hearing this, Li Ruyun dared not move again, obediently letting me insert my penis into her honey hole from behind: "Hmm, you little brat, you only know how to bully me, why are you so obedient in front of your sister?"

Still daring to be stubborn, I thrust hard, making her gasp and moan, feeling like she was dying of pleasure...

When Xu Ke and Zhang Min arrived, I was still holding Li Ruyun, whose face was flushed, not letting go, gently stroking her body while gently moving inside her. Li Ruyun buried her head in the sofa, not daring to see Zhang Min and Xu Ke. Zhang Min and Xu Ke came over laughing: "Sister Yun, what's there to be shy about? We're all family."

They even reached out and touched and pinched Li Ruyun's body. Li Ruyun was both ashamed and anxious. She squeezed her legs together, her honeyed hole clenching my penis painfully. I laughed, "Sister Yun, why are you in such a hurry? Are you trying to make my penis surrender?"

I hugged Zhang Min, letting her straddle Li Ruyun's back with her legs spread apart. I buried my head inside her skirt, multitasking, my tongue and penis working in tandem, sending both Zhang Min and Li Ruyun to a blissful paradise…

I lay naked on the carpet in front of the sofa, my whole body weak and sore, only my penis still throbbing, unwilling to give up, still restless. We'd played with Li Ruyun for half a day, then Zhang Min joined in, and finally Xu Ke couldn't stand it anymore and joined our ranks. It took a full two hours to get all three of them to surrender. Zhang Min sat on the sofa, her jade-like feet teasing my little brother between my legs. "You're such a useless older brother. Look, your little brother has caught his breath, and you're still lying on the floor panting."

I was both angry and amused. She had woken up my penis with her jade toes, and yet she still dared to criticize me.

Li Ruyun laughed, "Alright, Xiao Xin, stop playing around and get dressed quickly. Xiao Qing and the others will be back soon."

I got dressed and asked, "Sister Xu, do you know someone named Wang Keming? He's about twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old and drives an Audi."

I told them about being followed and blackmailed by Wang Keming that morning, and also told Xu Ke about Wang Keming's physical characteristics and license plate number.

Xu Ke thought for a moment, "He was my classmate in high school. He's very handsome; the girls all called him Prince."

I asked sourly, "Did you ever pursue him?"

"You little devil, always getting jealous like this. His family is very rich; they own a big company that's been doing well for years, with assets worth tens of millions."

I asked, "Since he's so rich, why would he try to take advantage of me? I don't have any money; if he's going to extort anyone, he should be extorting you guys."

Xu Ke smacked me on the head, "Who told you to sleep with his girlfriend? Of course he's going to get revenge. Besides, even though his family is rich, he has two older brothers and an older sister, and his father and two brothers manage the company. He doesn't have much money himself."

I said, "He has a few cassette tapes in his hands now, Sister Xu, you know a lot of people, do you have any way to get them back for me?"

"You little brat, how could you be so careless? And your perverted girlfriend, even recording this kind of thing, now look what's happened. Don't worry, I'll have someone figure something out. But not now, he's only just started, he's very vigilant, we'll have to wait a while."

We want to reduce contact for a while. Wang Keming only has the recording tapes now, we can't let him have another chance to get our intimate photos out. We also need to be careful when we're together, and watch out for anyone following us. Damn it, we're acting like thieves now. Xu Ke will try to find out about Wang Keming's situation. As for being cuckolded, I'll have Zhang Ning handle it when I go to Hong Kong. I don't want Zhao Lin and Fang Xiuyun to contact each other right now, lest they fall out with the cuckolded paparazzi Wang, and make them desperate.

Chapter 43 Movie Ticket Scandal (Part 1)

I spent the whole day with Xu Ke and the others yesterday, which made it so I couldn't get up this morning. I skipped my morning run and didn't even have time for breakfast before rushing to school.

Xu Ke and Li Ruyun have already completed the share transfer, and the remaining money should arrive in their accounts in the next day or two. They each have a large sum of money now: Xu Ke has 5 million, Li Ruyun has 2 million, and even Zhang Min can scrape together 1 million, totaling 8 million. They're currently considering how to invest it. With bank interest rates so low, keeping money in the bank is the worst option. Even buying government bonds is better than bank deposits; I heard there's no interest tax, which is 20%. For those with small amounts, it's not noticeable, but for millions in savings, 20% interest tax is a significant amount. I'm most interested in stocks, so they want to invest this money in the stock market and asked me for advice on which stocks to pick. If they're lucky, they could make 100,000. I've never handled such a large sum of money before, and I'm quite worried. Even a small loss, even just 10%, is 800,000! My sister and I only have 500,000 from selling our house. However, Xu Ke and the others said they were family, their money was my money—profits were mine, losses were theirs. Even so, I was still a little scared. When I go to Hong Kong, I need to ask Zhang Ning about his investments. Investing is a complex subject.

I lay on my desk, taking out the bread I'd just bought from the supermarket near the school and munching on it. Lin Shiyi rolled her eyes at me and whispered, "Why are you having such a miserable day? Just bread? Don't you have lots of older sisters? Why didn't they prepare breakfast for you? Were you too tired from playing last night?"

"Damn it, how can you say something like that here? Jealousy isn't expressed like that!" But she whispered it right in front of me, so no one else heard. I whispered back, "What are you jealous about now? You can't say things like that. Don't you know Mediterranean is watching me? You want to get me killed?"

Lin Shiyi chuckled softly, "Look how scared you are."

She took a carton of yogurt from her desk and gave it to me. Without being polite, I took the drink and asked, "Why are you so concerned about me today? Is something wrong?"

"You little brat, can't I even be concerned about you? Does it have to be something?"

The second-in-command came in and saw us being all lovey-dovey. He couldn't help but say, "The boss is indeed the boss, brilliant, truly brilliant. Even our class beauty is completely subservient to him. Boss, do you have any brilliant ideas? Teach your little brother a few tricks so I can have my day."

I asked, "How's your relationship with Xiao Yanzi going? Have you gone to the movies?"

"You should know! After you guys saw her at the zoo that day, she refused to go to the movies with me, saying she was afraid of running into acquaintances again. I even bought the tickets, 25 yuan each, two tickets are 50 yuan! Boss, you have to compensate me for my financial and emotional losses!"

"Damn it, who told you to be in such a hurry? Do you need to buy tickets in advance to see a movie now? Besides, do you even know what movies she likes to watch? Maybe she wants to go somewhere else first. Damn it, what did I teach you in the beginner's course last time? You don't even know how to adapt to changing circumstances. Consider the 50 yuan tuition fee."

The second-in-command said, "Boss, when are you going to teach me the advanced course?"

"What's your rush? You haven't even mastered the beginner's course, and you want to reach the sky in one step?"

Lin Shiyi laughed, "You two perverts, what kind of crazy ideas are you thinking of now? You two are class officers, and the class monitor and vice monitor are so bad. How can you lead the classmates to strive for progress?"

And you're talking about me? Don't you remember how open you were the other day? If I hadn't been protecting the flowers of the motherland, I would have already destroyed this budding flower. I looked at Lin Shiyi, deliberately staring intently at her chest. Lin Shiyi blushed and said, "You're going to die! How can you look at someone like that?"

I said, "I'm admiring how great our Youth League Secretary's heart is, how noble his character is."

It's funny to think about it now. The class monitor and the Youth League Secretary have already "shared a bed," and the vice-monitor is pursuing the academic representative. If the bald-headed guy knew our class officers were like this, he'd be furious.

But right now, the one who's half-dead with anger is our other class officer, our sports representative, Zhang Sanfeng. Lin Shiyi said that after being rejected by Bai Jingjing several times, he's come back to her. Yesterday morning, he even went to Lin Shiyi's house to look for her, but Lin Shiyi was completely captivated by my oral sex act, so of course he didn't find her. He came again in the afternoon, only to be turned away by Lin Shiyi. Zhang Sanfeng boasts that he's the son of the vice mayor, and nobody dared to treat him like that at school. The girls were all vying to be his friends. I never imagined I'd ruin my position as class monitor, and even steal my girlfriend! They hate me to the core.

At noon, Liu Ruolan, Lin Shiyi, and Ding Ling ate with me as usual, along with the second-in-command and Xiao Yanzi. The six of us made a perfect table. The lunch wasn't very good—just vegetables and fried eggs, which completely killed my appetite. Liu Ruolan knows my pattern: I can't eat lunch on Mondays because every weekend Xu Ke and Li Ruyun invite me over for a good meal. After such a feast, the cafeteria food is naturally hard to swallow.

Liu Ruolan put a fried egg in my bowl, saying, "You little rascal, just one fried egg, don't become a little devil."

She's got a whole set of words to say, especially since I got a zero on my exams.

Looking at the poached egg in the bowl, I remembered a joke Professor Huang Xialiu had told me. I said, "I have a joke about fried eggs, want to hear it?"

Liu Ruolan and Lin Shiyi, knowing my jokes were often a little risqué, laughed and said, "No way! You can't say anything nice, it'll probably be some vulgar joke again."

I laughed, "That's shameless slander and defamation. This joke is entirely about fried eggs: During the holidays, the students went to Professor Huang's house for a meal, and everyone cooked a dish. When it was Professor Huang's turn, it was just ordinary fried eggs. Old Huang first announced the quota: 'Two eggs for each male student,'" "Female students, eat as much as you like! Also, because the pan is too small, we can only fry them one at a time. Everyone line up one by one." After saying that, he went into the kitchen. The first boy in line said, "Teacher Huang, I want my eggs a little burnt." Teacher Huang replied, "Okay, I'll use high heat to fry them." The second one was a girl, who winked and said, "I want them a little soft." Teacher Huang said, "Alright, then I'll use low heat to fry them." Lin Shiyi blushed after hearing this: "You little brat, you said there was no yellow, but now you're surnamed Huang."

I pointed to the fried eggs on the plate and asked, "Xiaoyi, do you like them burnt or soft?"

"You little brat, you still say that, you pervert."

Liu Ruolan laughed: "You little devil, can't you be serious for once? Where did you get such vulgar jokes?"

Ding Ling and Xiao Yanzi also blushed. The second-in-command laughed, "Brilliant! Boss's jokes are always brilliant—elegant yet refined, understated yet sophisticated, revealing his charm without being vulgar. Truly brilliant!"

Little Swallow glared at him. "Eat your food. Nobody thinks you're mute."

The second-in-command immediately fell silent. Damn it, he'll definitely be a henpecked husband from now on.

Back in the classroom, I practiced my calligraphy as usual. Lin Shiyi helped me grind the ink: "Xiao Xin, when you go to Hong Kong this time, I want to come with you."

I said, "Will your mother feel at ease if you go? Besides, I'm just a poor guy. Someone even paid for my plane ticket. I can't afford to invite you."

"Who asked you to pay? I'll buy my own plane ticket. I won't let you pay. Humph, so stingy."

"You make it sound so easy. A round-trip ticket costs several thousand. How can I not be stingy? I'm not like you, a rich heiress who gets tens of thousands in red envelopes during the New Year. Buying a plane ticket is no problem for you."

"You brat, Xiao Xin, I only said one sentence and you're already criticizing me so much. At worst, I'll pay for your plane ticket too."

"I wouldn't dare. Wouldn't that make me a gigolo?"

Although I really am a gigolo in front of Zhang Ning and Xu Ke, I don't want to be like that with Lin Shiyi. Men, you know, always have to save face. Besides, I don't want to be a gigolo forever. I now have 200,000 yuan, which is the initial accumulation of capital. It's enough for my tuition and living expenses for the next few years, so I can focus on my studies and do what I want. As for Xu Ke, Li Ruyun, and the others, as long as they still like being with me, I can continue to be with them. Even gigolos have professional ethics, right? They can't live without me now, and I can't just abandon them. However, I've already told them that if they find new boyfriends, our relationship will end. I can tolerate their current situation, including Liu Ruolan having a husband, but I'm not generous enough to share them with other men.

Ding Ling arrived too: "Xiao Xin, why didn't you come to play with me the other day? I came looking for you, but you weren't there. Where did you go?"

Lin Shiyi looked at her defiantly: "Xiao Xin spent Mid-Autumn Festival at my house, and she accompanied me to the park on Saturday. Of course, she didn't have time to look for you."

Ding Ling asked me: "Xiao Xin, is what she said true?"

Xiao Yi was really stirring up trouble, and I had to put out the fire immediately: "On Mid-Autumn Festival, Lin Shiyi's mother invited my sister and me to her house. Later, my sister got drunk and stayed overnight at Lin Shiyi's house. On Saturday, I accompanied my sister's friend's daughter to the zoo, and Xiao Yi was with her too. Don't worry, she and I are absolutely innocent. I didn't do anything to betray you."

Ding Ling blushed. "What you and she have to do with me? What's it to me? Is it any of my business?"

She said it had nothing to do with her, but she was so angry just now, and now she's happy? Lin Shiyi pinched my back: "You little brat, I'm your girlfriend! You're not allowed to mess around with other women."

Honestly, I knew she was jealous. We only had a little banter, and she's already like this. If we actually slept together, I don't know how much she'd watch me. I said, "We're good friends, not girlfriends. Our Dean of Students, Ms. Tian, strictly forbids students from dating. If you say that, the classmates will misunderstand, and it will seriously damage my authority as class monitor."

Lin Shiyi rolled her eyes at me: "I don't care, just try to avoid her in the future."

"I can't do that. I'm good friends with both of you, and I can't offend either of you. You two are like two heads."

"You little brat, what do you mean by 'two heads'? That's a term used to describe wives and concubines. Ugh, are you trying to kill me by talking like that?"

After a round of joking around, Lin Shiyi and Ding Ling finally stopped making a fuss.

Ding Ling pulled out a movie ticket. "Xiao Xin, are you free tonight? Let's go see a movie."

I replied, "Miss Ding, I'm truly flattered to be invited to a movie. How could I not be free? I'll find time!"

Turning to the gaping Second Master, I said, "I didn't expect there were others who bought movie tickets in advance like you."

Lin Shiyi insisted, "No way, I want to go to the movie too!"

Ding Ling retorted angrily, "What's wrong with you? You want to go to the movie too? Do you love being a third wheel?"

"I love being a third wheel. What, is there something you can't let others see?"

"Why are you like this?"

With the two women arguing, I could only play peacemaker. The final compromise was that the three of us would go to the movie together tonight, and I would accompany Ding Ling to the movie alone tomorrow. As for the two tickets for tonight, I gave them to the Second Master so he and Xiao Yanzi could go to the movie tonight, as compensation for his movie tickets from the day before yesterday. Xiao Yanzi couldn't resist my and Lin Shiyi's persuasion and agreed to go to the movie tonight, making the Second Master extremely grateful to me.

Although Ding Ling went back, she seemed a little unhappy. I whispered to Xiao Yi, "Why are you like this? You've put me in a very difficult position."

"Isn't having me enough for you? You're still thinking about other women. Humph, you men are all the same."

That's taking it way too far. “Miss, we’re just friends, we haven’t even talked about marriage yet. It’s okay for me to have a few more girlfriends, right? Besides, you can find other boyfriends too.”

Lin Shiyi pinched my hand hard. “You little brat, I don’t care, I only like you, and you can’t betray me.”

Zhang Sanfeng saw us whispering together and felt a pang of jealousy. “Hey, Class Monitor Ye, this is still a classroom. If you want to date, you can go to the park at night. Don’t disturb other students’ studies here.”

I turned around. “It’s lunch break now, there’s nothing to disturb our studies. Besides, does talking between classmates necessarily mean we’re dating? I think even if your teacher, Teacher Tian, came, she wouldn’t make that assumption.”

These days, Mediterranean and Zhang Sanfeng have been getting quite close. Mediterranean has lost some control over our class and wants to indirectly understand the situation through Zhang Sanfeng. At the same time, I also want to help Zhang Sanfeng by making him the sports minister of the student council, so as to make up for Zhang Sanfeng's "regret" of not becoming class monitor. "Class monitor Ye is riding high now, with two beauties jealous of you. And with hardship allowance, he can fly back and forth between Hong Kong and the mainland. He's really living a life of luxury."

"Minister Zhang, it's autumn now, there's no spring breeze. Secondly, it's better to have beautiful women approach me than to be rejected by them. Besides, my company pays for my plane ticket to Hong Kong; it's a business trip, there are travel expenses. And all the money I spend is legitimate; I'm not a public servant, the government won't pay a penny for my airfare. Wouldn't it be great if I could become a mayor or governor someday? I'd have a car to pick me up every day, travel abroad a dozen times a year, go to Paris to see beautiful women, gamble in Las Vegas—it's all government money, how awesome would that be?"

My sarcastic remarks really angered Zhang Sanfeng. He had been rejected by Lin Shiyi and Bai Jingjing, and now he had to see me and Lin Shiyi laughing and talking every day, he was already feeling uncomfortable. As for his father, the vice mayor, he had traveled abroad no less than ten times in the past few years. Whether he actually went to Paris and Las Vegas, I don't know, but there are often news reports about it, so it's not unreasonable to say that.

"You surnamed Ye, are you all you've got? What the hell makes you so arrogant? I don't even know where you were picked up from."

Damn it, I hate it when people talk about my unknown origins. When I was a kid, some classmates would argue with me and call me a "bastard" they picked up. I would fight them to the death. I got punished by the teachers a lot for that, but those guys were scared of me and never dared to call me that again. Now, Zhang Sanfeng actually dared to call me that. I couldn't take it anymore. My anger flared up, and I swung my inkstone: "Zhang, if you dare say that again, I'll smash you to death, you bastard!"

Zhang Sanfeng usually only saw me chatting and laughing with Lin Shiyi. He had never seen me angry before. Seeing my face turn red and my eyes flash with ferocity, he was a little scared for a moment. Besides, he was the one who started this whole thing. If we really fought, even the bald guy couldn't do anything to me, and his dream of becoming a minister would be over. Zhang Sanfeng was still defiant: "Go ahead

and smash me if you dare! Let's settle this outside the school. One-on-one, I'll take one of your arms and legs." I said, "Don't regret saying that. I'm just a worthless life anyway; killing you, the future mayor, would be worth it."

Lin Shiyi and the second-in-command persuaded me to stop. This time, Zhang Sanfeng was completely in the wrong. He said a few words and then fell silent. He didn't even utter a sound when I splashed ink on him. Damn it, it's true that kindness is often taken advantage of. He's so arrogant just because I have power and influence. Damn it

, my old grudge with Zhang Sanfeng hasn't been settled, and now I have a new one. After this period of hard training, although I still can't beat Zhang Sanfeng, he shouldn't be so arrogant as to take one of my arms and legs. Of course, these are all just polite words. In a real fight, who would back down? In a battle between two armies, the brave will win. When I was a kid, I was always the shorter and stronger person I was when I got into fights. But once I got angry, I fought like a madman. My ferocity scared even the bigger guys who were taller than me, and they wouldn't bother me again after a fight. Damn it, if Zhang Sanfeng really dared to fight me, he wouldn't get the better of me either.

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